but hollywood movies make it seem like people still inevitably sleep in the bed naked anyway

As is customary, Hollywood is lying to you. You don't fuck and be merry and fall asleep. The ladies usually go pee afterwards (helps for everyone to prevent uti) and with creampies a shower after is basically essential.

Replacing the sheets depends on how dirty they got, but it can usually wait till next morning. Sex is pretty exhausting and we are all a little lazy.

Well, Israel is already committing genocide, so any means really.

Nuking a capital is just signing the death warrant for your nation.

When I say 'choo choo' you say '[unstoppable sobbing]'

choo choo

Soon that will be 'to ever have gorrilaed'.

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Four packs of Paracetamol will fuck up your liver beyond repair. Downing a blisterpack in one go can already kill you, let alone four.

Yes, yes they do

The APIs used by TurboTax? Unlikely

Duolingo isn't in the business to teach you a a language, that would mean you won't need the app anymore.

I've used Babbel, it seems more to learn a language, but it requires a paid plan to use. It does work more like an actual language course though, with more emphasis on longer sessions instead of 5 min per day.

They had three last election, and their three MPs have been very visible in debates.

I really hope they get five this election.

Unfortunately the trash is still leading in the polls, even after kicking down the government yet again (he has done this before, all because he's a major xenofobe)

When I started working for my current employer, I was surprised by how much ram my VDI has. We're not allowed to code on our own devices (but those are still specced out) but 64 Gs of ram in a virtual desktop was a welcome environment to work in.