SirQuack

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[–] SirQuack 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

I'm gonna Kum ba yah so hard, you won't be able to stop me!

[–] SirQuack 7 points 1 day ago (7 children)

What's the law that gets rid of large SUVs but keeps station wagons? Or is the law just going to get rid of all larger cars?

We've had station wagons for a very long time now. A big Ford Mondeo we had was a relatively low car, without an enormous bonnet.

Cars continue to get wider, longer and higher off the ground (there's this Kia that looks like you're driving around in a fridge), whilst the stuff we move within them isn't exactly increasing. it's just bigger for the sake of being bigger, and that's causing issues in the streets.

[–] SirQuack 5 points 2 days ago

I'm European and I'll fight you if you say this is made up.

[–] SirQuack 2 points 2 days ago

Fucking Door Salesmen

[–] SirQuack 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

ITT: people who start screaming because they don't realise the # at the start of a line has special meaning, and turns it into a heading.

[–] SirQuack 2 points 3 days ago

It's not a war crime, it was a warning bomb.

Fucking genocidal assholes

[–] SirQuack 1 points 3 days ago

The edit to make "Surely" bold is the icing on the cake.

[–] SirQuack 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

but hollywood movies make it seem like people still inevitably sleep in the bed naked anyway

As is customary, Hollywood is lying to you. You don't fuck and be merry and fall asleep. The ladies usually go pee afterwards (helps for everyone to prevent uti) and with creampies a shower after is basically essential.

Replacing the sheets depends on how dirty they got, but it can usually wait till next morning. Sex is pretty exhausting and we are all a little lazy.

[–] SirQuack 8 points 5 days ago

Well, Israel is already committing genocide, so any means really.

[–] SirQuack 4 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Nuking a capital is just signing the death warrant for your nation.

[–] SirQuack 3 points 6 days ago

When I say 'choo choo' you say '[unstoppable sobbing]'

choo choo

[–] SirQuack 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Soon that will be 'to ever have gorrilaed'.

Wikipedia screenshot; "The western lowland gorilla (Gorilla gorilla gorilla) is one of two Critically Endangered subspecies of the western gorilla (Gorilla gorilla)"

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Hey all,

Welcome to the LemmyFund community. This community is made to discuss how we could shape a good, privacy-friendly method to fund your favourite instances and communities.

The code will be available on GitHub, but the main discussion will be held in this community.

Please have a look at the docs repository to get an idea of the main hurdles I'm trying to tackle. Any help is more than welcome!

Thanks all,

SirQuack

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