Ossay

> be a teenage boy

> castle get sieged by the english

> get handed a crossbow

> own a king

....

> get boiled alive afterwards though

USA already has ton of agencies overlap in terms of mission and jurisdiction, nobody really cares if there is one more.

maybe they should have a guy with small fingers enter the address on the gps screen

what the fuck were they doing

please never be too awkward to ask for help when it's actually needed

if you're not an asshole about it no decent person will hold it against you

(ok it was more about reindexing sql databases than updating the actual server kernel)

bring back old forums that had a weekly scheduled reboot that was always the same but you would always forget about and panic for 10 seconds and be about to email the webmaster before remembering

modern day PT Barnum

it's so bad that even the average early 2000s edgy forum dwellers found it abhorrent

oh my god you are taking me back 15 years ago when i first learned about F.A.T.A.L.

guy spent more time writing about

than actual game mechanics

"other attributes" ie. dick and boob size btw

tfw you are trying to do a survival power fantasy and your character penis is as small as your real one