MyNamesTotallyRobert

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[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Well yeah but the one of the people who voted for ice cream downvoted a post about gaza one time so CLEARLY the entire bus sacrificing themselves just in case it might save gaza is the better option. Also there's an atomic bomb factory in a heavily populated area at the bottom of the cliff so basically the same amount of people as the entire population of gaza are going to die if this happens but protecting Gaza is more important than protecting loved ones apparently.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

some ps2 games had boob jiggle physics.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 37 minutes ago)

My brother got a phd and works a shitty government job because that's basically his only option. He became a severe alcoholic, had a stroke a few years later and now worships maga and Elon. Fuck the entire war on marijuana ideology and everyone that supports it. I'm glad your life and your loved ones aren't getting fucked very hard by it. The fact that at least some people are winning in spite of it all is good at least.

If you know of an industry where I can use my 2 tech degrees to do anything besides pass thc drug tests I'd love to hear it.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

In what universe did they lose the war on drugs? Marijuana never got rescheduled. People still get their lives ruined over it. It's impossible to consume cannabis and be gainfully employed at the same time in the US and a sickening majority of people STILL believe this is how things should be. Corporations collude together to make sure they're all using the exact same drug testing procedures so that really valuable people can't just decide to go somewhere that treats them better. Yet they do nothing to fight with or systematically harm people who consume alcohol when off duty or come into work hungover.

All the states with lower costs of living are still allowed to put people in jail for possession. And people fight to keep it this way. They made Florida ballot initiatives need a 60% to pass just to defeat the recent marijuana amendment and NO ONE FUCKING CARED. This is far from "losing" the war on drugs.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I will never understand the obsession around computer-crashingly good graphics. They push your temps to the max and computer components don't start throttling themselves until the temps are a little too high so that your shit will stop working sooner so you have to buy a new gpu sooner. Why can't they let us control the thermal throttling temp, huh? Fuck that 99 degree celsius shit. "99c is acceptable temps for laptops and gpus" my ass.

Pixel art isn't a necessarily a positive selling point to me but if the game is good and the graphics are good enough to be able to tell what's going on without having to get high on drugs first, then its fine by me. Ps2 or xbox 360 era 3d graphics are the sweet spot though. I'm glad they finally added actual graphics to Dwarf Fortress, it's actually playable now. If the msdos installation process has better graphics then a game then that's pushing things little too far imho.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I just hate how neurotypicals will often make decisions that make their lives harder or worse when they had better choices, and then get mad when I refuse to accept the same terms. It's like yeah, things are shitty for YOU because YOU made those choices because YOU thought the pros outweighed the cons. That doesn't make me a worthless piece of shit for saying no.

i.e. salaried coworker choosing to work 6 days a week "because there's no other choice/way to get everything done", getting mad when I refuse to also work the same 56 hours a week and being like "Well I DO it all the time, why cant you?".

Bitch. If there is even a remote chance that I will have to work a 6th day due to not getting things done, I'll get my shit done by any means necessary and work longer days 5 days a week if its going to come to that. But I need my 2 fucking days off.

At best this is just neurotypical quirkiness, at worst it's organized bullying. I think its usually a mixture of both depending on the situation.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 36 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

I don't understand why people leave their sex toys in the shower. One time when I was a teenager I was masturbating in the shower and accidentally got cum on my sister's dildo. I had to scrub that thing with all the soaps, bleach, toilet cleaner and just everything soap related I could get without anyone finding out. I guess I got lucky because no one ever found out and she didn't mysteriously get pregnant afterwards.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 43 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Installing arch without archinstall is way too much fucking work. I'd much rather spend time fixing the 10% greater likelihood of encountering issues post install than doing all that fucking bullshit manually. The command line is better for a lot of things but configuring partitions and mount points is not one of them. I demand a fuckin gui for that stuff.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 31 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

holy fucking shit. I once programmed a mouse driver for an 8 bit computer with 32kb of ram. I don't remember the exact size of the compiled driver but it was under 1kb.

Today's tech companies probably couldn't even figure out a way to make a hello world in python without it needing 100gb of storage, an Intel Core9/AMD Ryzen 7000 or better, an internet connection and an online user account.

 

Cum will win

 

Is 0.2 meters a lot? What if I ever have to convert 0.2 meters to gallons? BOOM, checkmate atheists. See, the metric system doesn't sound so great anymore does it? Cum will win,

 

I get it, swiping in either direction on lady's profile on a dating app is sexual harassment either way. So I kind of deserved it. But she ALSO liked me by swiping in one of the directions. What a fuckin' psycho. So does 2 way sexual harassment still count or does it cancel out? I should have scolded her for having such abominably low standards.

Also I forgot to mention I cyberstalked her for 2 weeks, broke in to her apartment while she was at work and sent her a picture of me and her cat together before she actually unmatched me but SURELY that doesn't have anything to do with the situation.

Also after I got unmatched, I sent her husband an entire album of ai generated dickpics.

AITA?

 

One time I was waiting for this video to download but it was taking forever because all I had was 56k. I got bored. So I started going to the bar and talking to people. I met this girl, we hit it off started going on dates. We dated for 3 years, got engaged, had kids, got married enjoyed a happy life together. Well then my porn finally downloaded so I walked away from it all and I'm about to beat my meat to it right now.

Update: I came. CUM WILL WIN

 

I got to day 23 once time before failing beyond recovery. I've tried every strategy under the sun. I've tried superglue, buttplugs, superglued buttplugs, duct tape. Sometimes a lot of the shit can be shoved back inside. Maybe this time I'll try gorilla glue.

If anyone has any suggestions be sure to share. Cum will win.

 

Or are they different?

 

Cum will win

 

I bought a game on steam hoping there would be gay sex in it. There is no gay sex in this game at all. In fact the game seems to punish you for trying to suck cock. I should have pirated this piece of shit but I already spent my 2 hour refund grace period jacking off to the main menu while dreaming and salivating about all the gay sex I wanted to do in it.

PC Building Simulator 2 is the worst game I've ever played in my life.

 
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