MikeyChaz

A lot of things are just coincidence until they arent. An apple fell off a tree and hit Galilego on the head and then he found gravity, was that not a coincidence?

Mom makes breakfast and I spit it out

She says “Mikey noooo…. Americans can’t afford egg and you spit it out”

I tell her “they can start laying egg if they can’t afford”

if the site needs to enact a policy that any kind of posting that might involve other people in our lives be relegated to DM only, then OK

Yeah, no. This is such a convenient ultimatum that benefits you, it just sounds like you’ll just use this as an excuse to slide into direct messages or make “feeling lonely please dm” posts.

This is not a serious issue and yet you’re being extremely defensive about something the majority of the website is against whilst playing the smol bean role for sympathy points. Stop posting about crushes, it’s creepy.

Come movie to Brazil

I get those goosebump every time

Won’t affect me in the slightest