LaurenceWolse

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[–] LaurenceWolse 6 points 2 months ago

A cheap WWII-sciencefictioner made by the prince of schlock, Charles Band.

[–] LaurenceWolse 6 points 2 months ago

One of the most influential science fiction (B-)movies of all time. πŸͺπŸ›ΈπŸ€–

[–] LaurenceWolse 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Superimposed rats, crappy CGI, and a lot of miniature model work: Rat Scratch Fever is a schlocky B-movie of brain-melting proportions.

You can watch it on Tubi.

[–] LaurenceWolse 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry to hear the blood gave you a bad jolt, that wasn't my intention. That being said, I won't mark this post as NSFW, as I believe that it could set a dangerous precedent: I fear that the Tipper Gore-types of Lemmy will push for the concealment/removal of more content in this community. I will promise you, however, that I will show more restraint when it comes to posting content that could be considered disturbing. I hope you understand my reasoning. Again, my apologies.

[–] LaurenceWolse 3 points 2 months ago

It has a bit of a slow build up, but the movie does eventually settle in awesome bloodspiller territory.

[–] LaurenceWolse 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)

A raunchy puppet-musical directed by a New Zealand fellow named Peter Jackson. Does anyone perhaps know whatever happened to this guy? He seemed to have faded into complete obscurity after making a couple of fun movies in the '90s..

[–] LaurenceWolse 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The movie that Marvel doesn't want you to know about. Your parents don't want you to know about it either, on behalf it being way too raunchy for you. But you know what? You're an adult; you decide what you watch..

[–] LaurenceWolse 3 points 2 months ago

It has some dull stretches, but Dinosaurus! is not without charm.

[–] LaurenceWolse 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Killer mutated slugs? What'll be next, demented crickets?"

If you love Juan Piquer SimΓ³n's Pieces, then you will probably dig his Slugs as well..

Go watch it this Sunday!

[–] LaurenceWolse 8 points 2 months ago

A salacious revenge flick starring Mary Woronov and Lynn Lowry.

[–] LaurenceWolse 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm really not sure what's going on there. The person who made that fan trailer is probably more a fan of robot booty than the actual movie.. πŸ€–πŸ‘

[–] LaurenceWolse 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

For a low-budget direct-to-video Robocop knock-off, this movie is actually really solid/entertaining.

Lady Battle Cop can be found on YouTube.

 

Teenages having fun at the beach

GO! GO! GO! THE COOLEST MONSTER SHINDIG OF CHICKS AND CHILLS!

A young girl is killed at the beach in Malibu. Professor Otto Lindsay suspects that some sort of mutated fishman is to blame. However, his son Richard, thinks that it is a madman who has a grudge against him and his friends. Soon the list of victims grows.

The sea monster

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Rex Smith as Wolfgang Shadduck

AN ACT OF OF PASSION UNLEASHES A DEADLY FORCE

Wolfgang Shadduck is a smuggler floating through space when an extraterrestrial creature invades his ship. The alien shapeshifts into a beautiful woman, who seduces him and infects him with a deadly virus. In addition, the creature damages the ship, forcing it to crash land on a nearby prison planet

A very menacing-looking alien

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Rick Rossovich and Sherrie Rose

HE WAS EXECUTED TODAY. TOMORROW HE SAVES THE WORLD.

In the year 2005, the U.S. government sealed off Los Angeles and turned the city into a massive prison called Crime Zone. Fifteen years later, criminal Tony Ricks is given one last chance. In exchange for his life and a chance at freedom, he must journey into the Crime Zone to recover a deadly biochemical device threatening the entire world.

The baddies in front of their dune buggies

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THEY KNOW WE ARE HERE...

An intergalactic warrior joins a cosmic Christ figure in a battle against a demonic 8-year-old girl and her pet hawk, while the fate of the universe hangs in the balance.

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Jessie and Misty

  1. FIND GOD 2. KILL GOD 3. PARTY!

A young slacker really just wants to sleep in on her day off, but a rock 'n roll televangelist, a trio of chainsaw-wielding nuns, and a talking snail, all prevent her from doing so.

Three chainsaw-wielding nuns

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IN THE COLDNESS OF SPACE -- EVEN HELL FREEZES OVER.

Commander Krieger and his robot companion Tinpan are summoned by a distress call to a research facility on the planet Phaebon, and soon find themselves battling a bizarre virus and a monstrous creature inadvertently created by the scientists there.

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A SHOW-STOPPING MIDNIGHT MOVIE!

An adventurer who's been inflicted with a deadly curse during a previous expedition to Thailand goes back to battle an evil sorcerer, his tribal army, and his deadly creatures.

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Julie, under water with her diving gear

TERROR STRIKES!...FROM BENEATH THE SEA

Julie, an American on vacation in Mexico, spots a giant, one-eyed amoeba rising from the ocean, but when she tries to tell the authorities, no one believes her. She finally teams up with a marine biologist in an attempt to destroy it.

The monster rising from the sea at night

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Ilsa overseeing the arrival of some special cargo

ILSA'S BACK! ...MORE FIERCE THAN EVER. WITH BRUTAL FURY SHE ENSLAVED AN EMPIRE AND SHOCKED THE WORLD!

In the vast deserts of the Middle East, lascivious harem keeper Ilsa joins the sex-trafficking ring of a maniacal sheikh who imports helpless female slaves for his perverse amusement.

Two women in revealing clothing holding firearms

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The space pirates on the bridge of their ship

HE'S TEN YEARS OLD AND THEY'VE TAKEN HIM TEN-MILLION MILES INTO SPACE.

Space pirates conduct a raid on the Corporation planet of Procyon 3. During a shootout, Peter, a young boy, takes refuge aboard a spaceship only for the outlaws to steal it. Hawk, the pirate leader, befriends Peter and promises that he will return him home. The group is soon pursued by various lowlifes wanting to snatch the boy for the ransom they know The Corporation will pay.

Peter, the young boy, is very excited to be on a space adventure

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News bulletin of a meteor shower

SOMEBODY'S GOING EXTINCT!

When a meteor shower rains down outside Los Angeles, Jonas and Lars, two friends stuck in tired, boring lives, head out to find a meteor and strike it rich. After recovering one, they start being stalked by terrordactyls, ancient flying reptiles that launch a full-on assault on the city.

A large pterodactyl on a skyscraper

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Your Worst Fears Will Surface

A group of New Jersey friends, who bear an uncanny resemblance to the cast of Jersey Shore, try to survive an epidemic of killer albino sharks.

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