Kaveros

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Happy Holidays To All Who Celebrates in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Kaveros@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I asked Santa for 1000 dead billionaires.

CEO's getting attacked? It's just a fact of life πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] Kaveros@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

This is just the price of freedom.

My great grandpa who lived to be 95: "well after my lunch of a streak, 3 old fashions and half a pack of cigarettes, time to get back to installing phone lines in asbestos filled building!" in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Kaveros@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago (4 children)

If plastics last forever, and I am full of microplastics, doesn't that mean I will last forever?

What? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
Autism Speaks Canada to shut down on January 31 in c/neurodiverse@hexbear.net
[–] Kaveros@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

oh fuck yea

Imagine if you could feel your hair growing all over your body all the time in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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Why are women in pregnancy test ads always happy it's positive? (hexbear.net)
 

I mean why? Wouldn't it be much more realistic and relatable if the ad was like "oh thank fuck I'm not pregnant"

Introduction in c/hexbear@hexbear.net
[–] Kaveros@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Hello and welcome! skeleton-wave

Japan’s largest bank apologizes over theft of millions of dollars from safe deposit boxes in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] Kaveros@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

In the US, we're getting rid of the FDIC and replacing it with a 4 second YouTube video of Pete Davidson saying, "Oh shit bro, my bad."

Play Helldivers II with comrades - the thread in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] Kaveros@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

I wouldn't say I'm good at this game but I do enjoy playing it and I'd love to play with some comrades. Steam friend code is 936967291.

Democracy Is Not a Customer Loyalty Program in c/politics@hexbear.net
[–] Kaveros@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

But the DNC swore I can save America just by sending them $10.

"Just $10 bro fr, we can end fascism with your $10 donation. Come on bro plz."

Is Bluesky good now? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] Kaveros@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

I mean, it's definitely better than Twitter, but it's already on the enshitification downward slide.

To all our new users, I only have one question... in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] Kaveros@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Owls are cool af comrade.

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