Dort_Owl

joined 3 weeks ago
3
Weevil song (www.youtube.com)
submitted 33 minutes ago* (last edited 28 minutes ago) by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/cute@hexbear.net
 

I can't remember if I already posted this video before sorry doggirl-sweat

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago

Some people care a lot, so I er on the side of caution. shrug-outta-hecks

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 3 hours ago

Especially when they complain that something isn't realistic because black person

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

[Spoiler Image]

spoiler

I don't know much about Donkey Kong lore, but dudes final form looks like a Kirby boss and I approve.

That or a cartoony From Software boss (I mean that in a good way)

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

This rules and so do your comics. Keep up the good shit comrade-fly

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 5 hours ago

Party up top, business down bottom ;)

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 42 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

And then everyone clapped

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm going through it, but I'm trying my best.

I can't always be me, I hope people understand.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 19 hours ago

I am SHOCKED that you would DARE post badly on my VERY SERIOUS WEBSITE FOR SMART BOYS AND GIRLS

doggirl-growl

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
 
 

I still refuse to believe this is real

 
 
 
 

all they do is badpost about piss or beans, share old memes, and leave 200+ comments on posts about streamers/youtubers....

i don't think the average beanis or piss poster would survive longer than a week in a middle school classroom...

lenin-tea "Okay class today today we're finally going to get started on the anatomy section, I know this going to be very funny to you all at your age but let's get started. Today we're talking about the penis and how it..."

very-normal "Did you guys hear that...hehe...Mr. Lenin said we're learning about b-beanis! hehe the piss is stored in the beanis! you will be forced to eat beans. beanis beanis beanis bea-"

friend-visitor-3 "Mr. Lenin they're being weird again..."

weird-bolshevik "Hexbear Badposter, we've talked about this before. Your beanis jokes were funny to everyone the first few times you made them - but your classmates have moved on and every teacher on this hall has moved on...please don't bother your classmates again or I'll have to send you out of the class."

very-normal "I'm shidding and crying right now I can't believe no one likes beans Mr. Lenin, do none of you know how much protein they have in a single serving?!"

point-and-laugh-1point-and-laugh-2 "Oh my god they're still doing it, can they not think up any other joke??"

lenin-pensive "Hexbear Badposter go ahead and grab your things & head down to the principal's office, I'll let them know you're on your way..."

roughly how it would go after the first week or two where the other children would probably find it funny. source: i taught 7th graders for a few years after college

 

Shidding and crying where are my beans?

My babies?

I was gonna make a burdito

72
submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/emoji@hexbear.net
 

 
 

America? What is this?

view more: next ›