CustardFist

It’s kinda true. I did anthropomorphize a lot when I was in 3rd grade. Attributed human behaviors to all kinds of things. “Hey, Mr. Pencil. Looking sharp today!” 😉

Never played Simon Says?

Thanks. That’s the spot I wanted to hit. 😊

The future is now. 😬

[RIP] 🤩

Thanks. ☺️
I’ll let you know when the film comes out. 😉

Thanks. It’s by design. 🤗

Thanks. 😊

Thank you. Thank you. One more bit of praise and I’ll rip my pants. ☺️

Basically what JayDee said (somewhere above or below here).

It a critique of the corporate mindset that offering a one-time bonus can motivate low-level employees to overcome challenges that actually stem from broader organizational issues and not a lack of effort from the employees.

Also, I’ve been really really really wanting to use the word “asshat” in a comic. 😉

Oh, I’m chill. 👌😌👌
I’ve been posting my comics on Reddit for over five years and I have received death threats.

You can block me, you know. 💁‍♂️