A little sadness to start your Sunday with.
Please don’t. I’ll tell you.
Only female mosquitoes bite and drink blood for getting the protein they need for producing eggs.
Hence the boobs under the skin tight sweaters.
A tough case to crack huh, detective. 🧐
I’ll give you some more time to think about it, friend. 😌 ⏳
Yes. I would happily punch myself in the nose and bleed into a cup if they would stop making me punch myself in the ear several times a night. 😤
cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/39046038
Why won’t these bastards just leave me alone? 😫
Why won’t these bastards just leave me alone? 😫
I don't do cutesy couple comics. 😎
Are you sure? Mine are inflatable. 😏
Being cut out for social interactions.
Part of the name still exists in some form. Good enough for me. 🤓
Not sure if New Line Cinema even still exists, but hey...
OMG salty chunky baby. 😛
Oh. Good point. Getting potato chips right now. 😋
How is everybody doing? Hydrating well? Or are we pissing yellow dust?
At least I can stop by the store and get some groceries while I’m fleeing.
I know what you mean. Most of the time I can watch an old movie through the lens of the decade in which it was made, but sometimes… Oh boy, sometimes. 🫢
And we all live in the same apartment. 😌
cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/37767532
A daylight horror story.
A daylight horror story.
cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/37340517
You’d think that I’d do something special for my 100th post in the ‘Random Fluff’ series, but nooooo. It’s a frickin’ poop joke. 😎
You’d think that I’d do something special for my 100th post in the ‘Random Fluff’ series, but nooooo. It’s a frickin’ poop joke. 😎
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It is. This came straight from real life after a couple of nights of mosquito induced insomnia.😤
Sorry, it won’t happen again.