CustardFist

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[–] CustardFist 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It was. Can you frickin’ believe it? 🤯😳😱

And the only reason I chose a hospital theme was because I thought a fourteen hour shit would sound funnier than an eight hour shit. 🤗

[–] CustardFist 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why you little…… ((✊)) 👴

[–] CustardFist 15 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Just learned this.

[–] CustardFist 49 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Just learned this.

[–] CustardFist 6 points 1 day ago

And you can’t put salve on your soul. 🙄

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/29172770

Ever had diarrhea at work? 😖

 

Ever had diarrhea at work? 😖

[–] CustardFist 3 points 3 days ago

Oh no! That (p)rick! 😱

 

Just don't zoom in on his disco balls. 🤞😓🤞

[–] CustardFist 2 points 6 days ago

I take my onomatopoeias seriously. Thank you for noticing. ☺️

 
 
[–] CustardFist 1 points 1 week ago

I’d love to be an ornithologists for a few days. Lying in the bushes with binoculars, drinking whiskey from my flask, and coming up with insane names for every bird I see.
“Oh look! It’s uhhh…. a Fluffy-backed tit-babbler! Hahaha yeah! 🥴”

[–] CustardFist 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No problem. 😌

(Scribbles note: my audience likes balls being dipped in water, not shitting in buckets. ✍️🙂)

 

No touching.

[–] CustardFist 2 points 1 week ago

Agree 100%. 🤜🤛

[–] CustardFist 11 points 2 weeks ago

Hahaha. Dwarfs all over the place, Andromeda coming to rearrange our galaxy’s guts. One day, I’ll make a nasty NSFW comic about that. 😅

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/28369366

Spiraling is universal. 🙄

 

Spiraling is universal. 🙄

 

Just a silly little joke that (hopefully) gets you through the day. ☺️

 

 
 
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