CustardFist

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I’d collapse my colony too if I encountered this near my hive.

 

An often overlooked condition. ☝😮

 

Once upon a time on top of a mountain...

[–] CustardFist 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

M’yeah no. I can’t draw anime style. 😬

What if I changed the hostage woman to a 15 yo schoolgirl with disproportionately big boobs and the farmer guy to a cool, brooding 21 yo Kendo master who wants to avenge his father? 😉

[–] CustardFist 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well, let’s just hope Bob doesn’t have a family waiting at home. 😉

[–] CustardFist 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yes. His tan. So glad you noticed. 😊

[–] CustardFist 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I tried that a while back. It seemed to work on most devices, not so great on web and not everybody enjoyed the overall “experience”.     

https://feddit.nl/post/28018515

So…. To be continued, I suppose.

[–] CustardFist 4 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Damn, that looks terrible.
Can’t wait for the day that Lemmy starts supporting multi image posts. 🙄

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/32088286

This is a long one. I hope Lemmy can display it properly.

 

This is a long one. I hope Lemmy can display it properly.

[–] CustardFist 3 points 1 week ago

Then again, we don’t know what HAL 9000’s penis looks like, so… 😏

[–] CustardFist 2 points 1 week ago

Thou shall not awaken the furry thing on thy crotch.

[–] CustardFist 3 points 1 week ago

That’s half crazy. 😉

 

"This mission is too important for me" MY ASS!

[–] CustardFist 3 points 1 week ago

M'yeah... I don't think there's a punchline to this. This joke is more situational, I guess... 🤔
I make comics that I find funny. It simply tickles my funny bone just thinking of Tyler Durden explaining the rules of Fight Club to a bunch of knights (or men with kites). My overactive brain automatically wants to change the whole speech, which I actually did, just for fun (and a little compulsively):

The first rule of Knight Club is you do not talk about Knight Club.
Second rule of Knight Club is you DO NOT TALK ABOUT KNIGHT CLUB!!!
Third rule of Knight Club: someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out… the knight is over.
Fourth rule: only two guys to a knight.
Fifth rule: only one knight at a time, fellas.
Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes.
Seventh rule: knights will go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Knight Club… you have to knight.

Wait. Is my humor extrapolational? 😶

[–] CustardFist 2 points 1 week ago

Hot dang! 🤘😝
Too bad we can’t talk about it. 🙄

 

A random dumb joke to (hopefully) light your path to happiness. 🌞

[–] CustardFist 2 points 1 week ago

I believe they call it Drunken Boxing. 🥴

https://youtu.be/74OBuMA2qEk

[–] CustardFist 2 points 1 week ago

Excellent. 😎

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/31664934

Dealing with your new partner’s pet. 🤷‍♂️

 

Dealing with your new partner’s pet. 🤷‍♂️

 

Some silliness to brighten your day. 😀

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/31229529

It’s spring time at the Customer Service desk. 😉

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