CustardFist

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[–] CustardFist 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Try before you die (and die you will 🤢🤮😵😉)

[–] CustardFist 5 points 7 months ago

His wife wanted to get rid of that farking this. 😏

[–] CustardFist 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What a vicious circle. 😉

[–] CustardFist 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

“and it’s also a little selfish of you to go out for groceries while there was a house fire, Emma.”

[–] CustardFist 7 points 7 months ago

“Ffffffffffhonk!”

[–] CustardFist 5 points 7 months ago

Thank you. I’m also glad to be here on this platform. 😌

[–] CustardFist 8 points 7 months ago

Thanks. ☺️

[–] CustardFist 10 points 7 months ago

Pfff. Try getting that done in 20 minutes. 😮‍💨

But if ‘getting stuck in large kitchen appliances’ is your thing, check these out:

[–] CustardFist 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

In bed, I listen to podcasts of people talking about shitty movies. It drowns out the “party” in my head.

[–] CustardFist 1 points 7 months ago

Oof. 😮‍💨

[–] CustardFist 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Dayum! That’s even worse than my joke. 😅

[–] CustardFist 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

True. So true. I got so many dumb ideas left in my idea files. 😁

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by CustardFist to c/custardfist
 
 

Why were people in the 1950’s were so frickin’ excited to see a frickin’ bird or a plane? That old Superman intro was frickin’ weird.

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‘BREAD’ [OC] (feddit.nl)
submitted 1 year ago by CustardFist to c/custardfist
 
 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/16280316

Read more of my silly webcomics on my little website: https://custardfist.com

 

Read more of my silly webcomics on my little website: https://custardfist.com

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/16061222

The Earth is round... round like a pancake. ☝🧐

 

The Earth is round... round like a pancake. ☝🧐

 
 

Okay, I'll admit it! Sometimes I do make a wholesome(ish) comic, but that only happens, like, once a year or something. The rest of the year is all piss, farts, terrible puns and naughty stuff. So there.......

 

Such a sad sight. 🙁

 
 
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