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Half-Life 3 announced. America collapses before its released in 2031

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everything's gonna be fine

Death to America

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

The Bell Riots will start in September

I continue being a piece of garbage

[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] Melina@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Obama dies in a plane or helicopter crash

[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I’ll believe it only if you say it, Melina.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

My money is on the V-280 Valor. Y'all thought the V22 Ospreys thirst for blood was unquenchable

[–] grandepequeno@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Right wing government in portugal

[–] Melina@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fromsoft releases a bad game that everyone hates

America uses a nuke

Bibi publically executed (Israel still exists)

Fake news gets banned along with my account

One of the chapos dies

Brace gets a show on HBO

Biden wins and dies and Hillary (VP) becomes president

[–] CptKrkIsClmbngThMntn@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

gonna get into a fistfight thinking it's going to be cool like in yakuza and as it turns out hand to hand combat is not as cool as it is in yakuza

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Lies, bicycles function as weapons just as well in real life as they do in Yakuza.

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

First half will be a good year of jrpgs and then a new surge of covid

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

i will play a fun video game at some point probably i dunno

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jimmy Carter dies right before hitting 100

Kamala gets to be acting President for a day while Biden has his appendix removed

CNN gets duped by some shaky cam deepfake vid of a politician saying a slur in a private meeting

Pixar announces a movie NOT themed around humanized objects/concepts

GTA VI gets its release date announced then immediately gets its first delay

New Jack Swing Revival

Temu gets taken down because of espionage fears

Elon retweets a ride-or-die soyjak-making groyper

Hot Topic goes bankrupt

[–] CrimsonSage@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

"Temu gets taken down because of espionage fears"

God i hope so, I hate their fucking ads so much.

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

US goes full on mask off, cast away what little trappings and illusions it had of its silly baby lib democracy pandering, and possibly seriously starts Balkanizing beyond that red-blue thing. Even the most ostrich head in sand former US-educated petite-bourgeois PMC historian would admit 'yep, 2024 is when it all went down for real'.

[–] squirrel@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

🐿️💭............🌰🥢🐿️

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