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[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 87 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Why is it that everything on this platform is about Linux, Star Trek and beans?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 49 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Watching Barbie, now available on Blu-Ray, of course!

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey, the Golden Globes is in January and the Oscars are in March, and I really, really want to be a winner instead of a nominee this year, can you blame me?

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When you do win, you should take a selfie on stage and only post it here.

Just to fuck with everybody.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But... Lemmy is still too small right now, and the longer I wait, the funnier it gets, right?

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[–] jennwiththesea@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

We sometimes talk about not pooping...

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Well, have I got a solution for you. Have you ever heard of beans?

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

That guy, Mizu, deleted his account...

[–] MaxVoltage@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thank you Margot you bring a light to this beanchamber

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

It's bean pretty fun. 🫘

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

Free market doing its job, baby!

[–] Nacktmull@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, are you saying other things exist?

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
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[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 64 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)

As a Latino, the first time trying sweet beans in a pastry was so alarming. I still don't like them, it's so weird. Now sweet, fried plantains with a side of refried beans and avocado? Yes please!

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[–] Wermhatswormhat@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are they real beans that taste sweet or sweats that look like beans?

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Red Bean Paste. It's often sweetened and used as a filling in a lot of Japanese pastries and desserts.

[–] LeadEyes@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Ya'll are missing out. Mochi with red bean paste is amazing. It's about the sweet and savory combination. Pretty similar to how halva works.

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[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@kbin.social 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not when I was stocking them. People got sooooooooooooooooo mad that they couldn't find the "beans".

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

looks at a label with a big picture of beans on it

No, no this can't be it!

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago (12 children)

People shit on British food and come over here and make out its the best thing ever.

I couldn't convince my girlfriend to try my pie with veggies and fat chips all covered in gravy. Then she ate it and said "actually that's really nice".

Like of course its a pie covered in gravy!

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[–] SuiXi3D@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Beans, Beans,
they’re a hit!
The more you eat,
the more you shit!
The more you shit,
the better you feel,
so eat beans for every meal!

[–] llamapants@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Beans, Beans, The magical fruit, The more you eat, The more you toot, The more you toot, The better you feel, So eat some beans with every meal!

[–] kryllic@programming.dev 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Beans, Beans, They're good for your heart, The more you eat, The more you fart, The more you fart, The better you feel, So eat some beans with every meal!

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[–] RQG@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (5 children)
[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Served raw with milk steak boiled over hard

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[–] Kase@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Off topic, but yesterday I tried a tamale for the first time. Apparently they're a common Christmas food in Mexico, so my boss brought some to our party. The first bite or two were strange (as a very picky US-American), but then it was really good! 10/10 would recommend and all that

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[–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

American: Beans with your eggs and bacon? Disgusting.

proceeds to slop more sand textured corn porridge on plate

[–] timbuck2themoon@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Grits are mostly a southern thing. That said, they are absolutely awful IMO. I'd sooner try British beans with my breakfast.

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[–] GyozaPower@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Beans' asturian (north spain) food:

(Viva la fabada)

[–] money_loo@1337lemmy.com 5 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Wow it's so beautiful I had to google Asturias to confirm it's real.

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[–] qjkxbmwvz@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Best use of my pressure cooker*! Bulk black and pinto beans, 40m in the cooker with water and salt, then onto the stove with sauteed onions and garlic, a fair amount of oil, apple cider vinegar, pickled jalapeno or two, spices... absolutely fantastic with some rice. And our toddler loves it too.

*Instant Pot, but pressure cooker sounds more... haute cuisine.

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

Beans (The java + spring kind)

[–] Nacktmull@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (9 children)

I just had baked beans on toast with eggs today. Made them myself with onions, mushrooms, garlic, smoked paprika powder, a pinch of nutmeg and cinnamon and a shot of maple syrup. It tasted great and I am not even English.

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[–] Knusper@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

British people also have mashed peas as their guacamole-but-not.

[–] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

And yet if a fancy restaurant does pea puree, people are all over it.

Mushy peas are made from a specific variety (marrowfat) that were selectively bred to be softer and have a nicer texture when pureed. People are just snobby about it, baked beans, and food like it because it's working class food, without being fetishised 'exotic' working class food.

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[–] Katrisia@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Corn is the same. I prefer the pale non-sweet corn from Mexico much more.

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

And then there's Southern American, Beans, hamhock, bacon, onions, cornbread. Amazing meal in the winter.

[–] DeathWearsANecktie@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Baked beans are top tier, tasty and good for protein. Also good for farting.

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Same thing with rice.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Don't knock baked beans.

I was just looking up recipes for them last night. Thinking of trying my hand at homemade.

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