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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

they've cracked the code. next major pandemic, when we really need these chuds to play along or die, the vax will make your dick bigger. some will die after trying to get 12-20 vaccinations in a short period but that's probably worth it.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Nah youre fine. Even wifi can't see it. Only electron microscopes.

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 8 points 22 hours ago

whew 😮‍💨 I've been saving myself for my partnership with a mercury molecule

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A core body temp of 66.6 c would require a pretty massive caloric intake to keep up. Thousands of additional calories per day for that alone. Heat resistance and weight loss serum all in one? You’d have people lining up

[–] poofkaboom 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

With a mild side effect of death

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 points 23 hours ago

For better or worse, you’ll find many excited to leave a skinny corpse

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The vaccine made him European.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 18 hours ago

brb going to get more vaccines

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But he looks so American...

[–] chewables@piefed.social 7 points 22 hours ago

terminally so.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

He’d have to be in order to maintain that body temperature

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's not a Weiner, that's a Vienna Sausage.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, that would be a Wiener, a Weiner is someone who cries.

[–] sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, someone who cries would be a whiner. You're probably thinking of a winery.

[–] jawa21@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

No, that's a place where wine is made. You're probably thinking of Winnipeg.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

No, that's a Windows compatibility layer for Linux. You must be thinking of Winnie the Pooh.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Winnie the Pooh.

oh great now a bunch of mao-did-nothing-wrong types are going to flood in and call you a wracist. the word you're thinking of is wracism.

relevant....... wait IS that a relevant username?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 23 hours ago

Similar but mine keeps growing and growing!