they've cracked the code. next major pandemic, when we really need these chuds to play along or die, the vax will make your dick bigger. some will die after trying to get 12-20 vaccinations in a short period but that's probably worth it.
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Nah youre fine. Even wifi can't see it. Only electron microscopes.
whew 😮💨 I've been saving myself for my partnership with a mercury molecule
A core body temp of 66.6 c would require a pretty massive caloric intake to keep up. Thousands of additional calories per day for that alone. Heat resistance and weight loss serum all in one? You’d have people lining up
With a mild side effect of death
For better or worse, you’ll find many excited to leave a skinny corpse
66.6 degrees CELSIUS
The vaccine made him European.
brb going to get more vaccines
But he looks so American...
terminally so.
Maybe he’s Hungarian.
He’d have to be in order to maintain that body temperature
That's not a Weiner, that's a Vienna Sausage.
No, that would be a Wiener, a Weiner is someone who cries.
No, someone who cries would be a whiner. You're probably thinking of a winery.
No, that's a place where wine is made. You're probably thinking of Winnipeg.
No, that's a Windows compatibility layer for Linux. You must be thinking of Winnie the Pooh.
Winnie the Pooh.
oh great now a bunch of mao-did-nothing-wrong types are going to flood in and call you a wracist. the word you're thinking of is wracism.
relevant....... wait IS that a relevant username?
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