Could also be the one where the piggies have strap-ons
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Man, miss piggy would be a rough pegger. You just know she wouldn't be going easy on you.
Why a strap on when you got 6 fingers to a hoof.
You could have ended up on the one with the 84-hour workweek (12 hours a day, no day off) and with child labor... you know... the "good ole days" republicans want to take you back to by hook and by crook, and which the people of all ages have enabled, the old by batshit mental illness, the young by electoral defensive indifference. Soon enough you won't have time to navel gaze about how bad 40 is.
At least we don't have 3 suns in our solar system 🤷♂️
I wish we did though
You have a three-body problem with 2 stars orbiting eachother being insufficient?
For one, I wouldn't exist to suffer.
But on the other hand, we wouldn't have video games and cats 😿
I wonder how seasons and days would work? Would the suns be up at different times (sun 1 rises at 3 in the morning and sets at noon, sun 2 rises at 8 in the morning and sets at 1 in the afternoon, sun 3 rises at noon and sets at midnight?) or would they rise and set at the same time?
Depends on the setup. For a binary system, there's really only two setups. One with two stars close together, and the planet you're on orbiting the center of mass of the two stars. Tatooine from Star Wars is like this. So it would be mostly like Earth, just with two glowing orbs in the sky next to each other during the day instead of just one glowing orb.
The other configuration would be two stars further apart, and the planet orbiting one of them. For example if one of the gas giants in our solar system was heavy enough to start nuclear fusion. Such as what happened to Jupiter in the 2001 universe (Jupiter actually gets turned into a star in the sequel, 2010). Now, the outer star will revolve around the main star, but much slower than the inner planet revolves the main star. So like Jupiter it will rise and set at approximately the same time tomorrow as it does today. But at least as far as Earth and Jupiter goes, the outer star (Jupiter) will rise about 3-4 minutes earlier tomorrow, and then 3-4 minutes earlier the day after tomorrow, etc., which means over roughly a year it will drift from being in sync with the main star, to being completely out of sync with the main star, and everything in between in terms of outer star sunrise and outer star sunset. Since Jupiter takes about 12 years to go around the Sun, it will actually take about 13 months on Earth for the cycle to repeat.
Crazy that we ended up at all, really
Nice
Let me introduce you to France and its 35h workweeks
People didn't end up with 40 hour work week, people fought to get it that low
And now we're on a speed run to prove that no victories are permanent.
Yes. It's not a constant progress forward as some think but constant uphill battle with backsliding if you get too comfortable.
And in all honesty should have fought for a 4 day workweek right after.
And, if you/OP want it to be less, you need to join / start / contribute to the labor movement and let everyone you meet in it know your new goal.
It's not a function of space, but of time. Work load used to be significantly less in the medieval ages.
Modern work load is caused by progress and the high demand for human workforce that it brings with it.
Work load used to be significantly less in the medieval ages.
And even less in hunting/gathering times (probably). All the ethnographies we have of (formerly) extant hunter/gatherers show them basically not even working a part-time job. The !Kung-san of southern Africa were recorded as putting in an average of 17 hours a week of food-related work - and this was in a much sparser environment than what our ancient ancestors existed in.
United States of America is not a planet.
There are countries with both more and less work hours.
I'm confused, what about this post makes it about USA? Surely (inb4 don't call me Shirley) there must be several countries with 40 hours work week.
What countries have a smaller work week?!
Netherlands 36 hours is full time, i work 4x9 hours, so basically a 4 day workweek, for about 20 years now, used to work 38 and got paid extra for the effort. But soon found out more free time is priceless.
In Europe they don't count their lunch breaks as hours worked. That's why the number is lower. If counted the European way then 09:00 to 17:00 Monday to Friday is actually 35 hours a week.
I work for the government so mine is the same, but I work 8:30 to 17:00 to get 40 hours a week.
Belgium is 38 hours for instance.
Universally? That's awesome! I know that so.e Nordic countries and been running 32 hour tests but I didn't know there was anything official in place. Do they just work 2 hours less one day a week?
Probably. Here in spain public workers have 35 hours work week and global 37,5 is being introduced. For this we usually take off half an hour or an entire hour each day.
Nice, America is forever held back by religious nut jobs but it's good to know it's better elsewhere!
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Well, better than getting eaten up by Tyranids. Though this is so very arguable
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