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[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 29 points 4 days ago (6 children)
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[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 41 points 4 days ago (5 children)

"do you know what ps/2 ports are?"

"holy cow, PlayStation 2? you must be AT LEAST 25!"

[dying inside intensifies]

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[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 134 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (23 children)

I raise

edit, actually, it might have been on the back...it's been forever since I touched one

[–] TheRealShadeSlimmy@lemmy.world 41 points 5 days ago (7 children)

I’ll see your raise, and up it:

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 63 points 5 days ago (10 children)
[–] threeonefour@piefed.ca 24 points 5 days ago (8 children)

I always see those videos where people give kids a walkman or a rotary phone and ask them to figure out what it is or how it works. I'm imagining some medieval merchant handing me an abacus and laughing because I can't figure it out.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 125 points 5 days ago (12 children)

Big keyboard jack, serial for mouse, parallel for printer

[–] josefo@leminal.space 31 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Don't forget the serial input for gamepads and joysticks in the dedicated sound board for some reason

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 35 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Except that wasn't a serial port, it was midi, and the reason it was on the sound card was because the input was analog.

Your joystick was just two fancy potentiometers, and your soundcard decoded the voltage on the middle legs into a position.

Soundcards handled joysticks because they had the fastest ADCs.

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[–] aliceblossom@lemmy.world 86 points 5 days ago (14 children)
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[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 33 points 4 days ago (5 children)
[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This reminds me when a mouse was an option not a requirement

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

My keyboard still uses a PS/2 port via adapter. 1986 Model M, still clicky.

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[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 55 points 5 days ago (12 children)

Bitch

please.

(Kidding, you’re not a bitch and this isn’t a contest. But if it was…)

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[–] mercano@lemmy.world 63 points 5 days ago (2 children)

In my day, the RJ-11 jack was for connecting the keyboard, not the phone line.

The original Macintosh keyboard port

[–] iglou@programming.dev 31 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Okay that's something I had no idea about hahaha

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[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 56 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The time of the classic "Keyboard missing. Press F1 to continue."

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 25 points 5 days ago (6 children)

You know that thing that you don't have? You should press buttons on it.

Fuck you computer....

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 25 points 5 days ago

Way back, there were some rare keyboard / motherboard combinations where the motherboard couldn't detect there was a keyboard attached unless a key was pressed on it. That message was for those people with those combinations.

You pressed F1 and the computer would be like "my bad, there is a keyboard there, thanks for your help", or rather it would just shut up and boot.

The message could have been different but it had to fit in a small amount of BIOS ROM, so we got stuck with the one that covered all the bases the best, and unfortunately, most people who saw it didn't actually have a keyboard plugged in, thus, irony.

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[–] darkreader2636@lemmy.zip 18 points 4 days ago

You guys had keyboards?

[–] Spaniard@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (3 children)

An elegant port for a more civilized time

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (9 children)

Nothing civilized about no hot plugging. Had to restart the whole damn computer, if the cable was loose or out at startup.

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[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 46 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Fairly certain my first computer used something like this for the keyboard. I did not have a mouse.

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[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 39 points 5 days ago (6 children)
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[–] madjo 13 points 4 days ago

I remember a time when they weren't colour coded...

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My first PC was a Timex Sinclair 1000 and I wrote a text-based choose your own adventure game in basic for it and saved the program on audio cassette.

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[–] Malasaur@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

My brother in Christ, I also used this

And I'm 17

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[–] locuester@lemmy.zip 19 points 4 days ago

lol PS/2 ports are the newer ones. There were larger AT ports and ADB ports in addition to the 25-pin(!) LPT port (printer mostly) and COM ports (random peripherals including early mice, pre ps/2)

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Look at you with your fancy ps/2 keyboard port. Where's my AT port and 9 pin serial mouse.

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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 32 points 5 days ago (4 children)
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[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 5 days ago (2 children)

PS/2

No, not the PlayStation.....

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[–] halyihev@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 points 4 days ago (9 children)

I said the real two genders.

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[–] YetAnotherMe@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (4 children)

if I remember correctly my first PC had the bigger DIN connector for the keyboard and a DSUB9 for the mouse. Guess I'm old ;)

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[–] HocEnimVeni@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Back in my day they weren't color coded.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 42 points 5 days ago (2 children)

That's because color hadn't been invented yet and therefore people could only see in black and white. That's why old shows don't have color.

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[–] mr2meows@pawb.social 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

i have a gaming pc built this decade that has both of those ports dude

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[–] DeadMartyr@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I actually wanted a PS2 port because it works with interrupts rather than polling but they aren't really included anymore.

I feel like they don't make boards for people like me who want small boards with a super niche port.

When a MoDT Mini-ITX board comes out with a PS2 port I will buy that instantly

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

Listen up, computer, I'm typing NOW. Not whenever you get around to polling the USB device. Sheesh.

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 21 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)
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