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[–] obinice@lemmy.world 1 points 20 minutes ago

Are these not still in use?

I've not built a tower in a few years granted, but the last one I built had PS2 ports. Heck it even had VGA for the onboard graphics.

[–] Ehab@lemmy.zip 1 points 24 minutes ago

πŸ™πŸ™

[–] DeadMartyr@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 hours ago

I actually wanted a PS2 port because it works with interrupts rather than polling but they aren't really included anymore.

I feel like they don't make boards for people like me who want small boards with a super niche port.

When a MoDT Mini-ITX board comes out with a PS2 port I will buy that instantly

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 15 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago

The ol' RS232?

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago

Shit. I know what this is. Goddammit.

[–] Spaniard@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

An elegant port for a more civilized time

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Nothing civilized about no hot plugging. Had to restart the whole damn computer, if the cable was loose or out at startup.

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 4 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I loved the PCs that had Ctrl + up as a shortcut to flip the monitor orientation. I think it was a Dell thing?

My favourite prank was to flip the screen upside down then unplug the keyboard. Good luck saving your work fuck face

[–] JurassicPup@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 hours ago
[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I wanna say there’s a Windows hotkey for that now.

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 1 points 5 hours ago

Maybe, but it's just not the same if you can plug your keyboard back in and fix it. CURSE YOU USB

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I’m pretty sure it doesn’t hot plug for anyone. Yes, even the very skilled.

[–] madjo 13 points 8 hours ago

I remember a time when they weren't colour coded...

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 27 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

My keyboard still uses a PS/2 port via adapter. 1986 Model M, still clicky.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

This reminds me when a mouse was an option not a requirement

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 6 points 6 hours ago

still is

/i3gang

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 5 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I tried to explain these ports to a salesperson at micro center, and they have me the dull cow stare.

[–] Newsteinleo@midwest.social 2 points 5 hours ago

To be honest, I think that was probably to appropriate response. Information about ps/2 is not really relevant to them or any customer that they are going to help

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 3 points 5 hours ago

I was looking at some PC's at Best Buy and a salesman came up to try and give me the hard sell. I asked if I could buy the PC without Windows on it for a discount.

"How would you use your computer without Windows on it?"

"I'm going to install Linux"

"What's that?"

"It's an operating system"

Blank stare

"Like Windows or OS X..."

Blank Stare

Sigh "I already have a copy of Windows at home"

"Oh! Well I don't think you can do that, no."

[–] Malasaur@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

My brother in Christ, I also used this

And I'm 17

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 36 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

"do you know what ps/2 ports are?"

"holy cow, PlayStation 2? you must be AT LEAST 25!"

[dying inside intensifies]

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[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

I'm fine., thanks.

[–] darkreader2636@lemmy.zip 16 points 11 hours ago

You guys had keyboards?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I said the real two genders.

[–] Redredme@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago (8 children)

There where three. The full din keyboard plug, serial for your mouse and that unholy thing on the back of your sound blaster on which you could connect a joystick.

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 4 points 10 hours ago

Somewhere in my giant box of cables I have an adapter for attaching MIDI cables to the joystick port. When I actually used a MIDI keyboard with it, I had... variable success.

The first time I had a MIDI keyboard that just worked, it used USB as transport. (And it has worked great since. I think it's the only USB Mini plug device device I still regularly use.)

Crazy thing is, MIDI is absolutely ancient. You'd imagine it'd work fine on the gameports, but nope. Legacy PC ports are cursed. Except audio jacks and serial ports, and VGA if you're really into screwing things in place.

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