They got the age all wrong. She is away to damn old for him.
this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2025
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Damn it, all I saw was "Trump rushed to Walter Reed..." before anything else. Don't go getting my hopes up like that.
Yeah but fucking seriously. My heart soared.
God fucking dammit. I didn't even finish reading the title, that first half got me bad
Me too! I thought the pedo motherfucker finally kicked it!
You can tell it's satire because the woman is at least 10 years older than he likes.
And at the same time, she's at least 10 years too young for insurance to cover a routine mammogram.
Don’t you mean 20 years older than Trump likes?
40 years older. 55-65+ women
Damnit. Had me in the first half.