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Reddit's New 'Premium Moderation' Lets Users Pay to Appeal Post Removals (isglitch.com)
submitted 12 hours ago by EtAl_isGitch@lemmy.world to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Spez says $19.99 fee "enhances community dialogue through monetary validation"

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Congress: TikTok Users Being 'Radicalized' By Seeing Multiple Viewpoints (isglitch.com)
submitted 1 day ago by EtAl_isGitch@lemmy.world to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Classified report warns of dangerous exposure to different perspectives

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Trump Cutbacks Force FAA To Unplug Giant Magnet That Keeps Planes In Air (theonion.com)
submitted 4 days ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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ICE Surveillance Flags 'This Is Fine' Dog Meme Sharers as Security Threats (isglitch.com)
submitted 1 week ago by EtAl_isGitch@lemmy.world to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Algorithm Also Tags Users Who Post "Everything is Awesome" During National Crises

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FTC.Gov Redirects Users To Latvian Sports Gambling Site (theonion.com)
submitted 1 week ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Single treat makes pet happier than owner can ever dream of being (www.thebeaverton.com)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Canada uses Super Bowl distraction to burn down White House again (www.thebeaverton.com)
submitted 1 week ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Furious Poilievre criticizes Trump tariffs for uniting Canadians (www.thebeaverton.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Pioneering Female Archaeologist In Google Doodle Bears Silent Witness To Man’s Search For ‘Zootopia’ Porn (theonion.com)
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Tampax encourages women to channel their rage into bigger, better periods (www.thebeaverton.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Trudeau quietly sends “U up” DMs to rest of world’s economies (www.thebeaverton.com)
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Nestlé Countersues X, Claims Platform Making Their Practices Look Too Pure (isglitch.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago by EtAl_isGitch@lemmy.world to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Chocolate giant argues toxic posts eclipse their own controversies, demands compensation

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Department Of Interior Bans Unlikely Animal Friendships (theonion.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal (theonion.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Americans Start Stockpiling Moose Ahead Of Tariffs (theonion.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Doug Ford points to study that bikes are primary cause of gridlock in apartment building hallways (www.thebeaverton.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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U.S. Tech Giants Rebrand High AI Costs as 'Artisanal Computing' (isglitch.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by EtAl_isGitch@lemmy.world to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Industry Leaders Claim Expensive Models Offer 'Handcrafted Neural Networks'

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China's new and cheaper magic beans shock America's unprepared magic bean salesmen (www.thebeaverton.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back (theonion.com)
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Trump orders black boxes to be replaced with white boxes, following airline tragedy (theshovel.com.au)
submitted 3 weeks ago by MHLoppy@fedia.io to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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Donald Trump has blamed diversity and inclusion policies for a mid-air plane collision in Washington DC, saying it never would have occurred if the plane was carrying a white, American-born, heterosexual flight recorder box.

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Investors Worried AI Could Leave Shred Of Humanity Intact (theonion.com)
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Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday (theonion.com)
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Small popcorn just $70 (theshovel.com.au)
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A small box of popcorn at a local movie theatre costs just $70, the attendant at the candy bar has confirmed.

“Or pair it with a drink and an ice cream for just $11,000,” he helpfully explained.

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China's new and cheaper magic beans shock America's unprepared magic bean salesmen (www.thebeaverton.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by MHLoppy@fedia.io to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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American magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia have already shed hundreds of billions of dollars in stock value.

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Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All (theonion.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works
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