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I told you, we're an arachno-cyndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive spider for the week.
Who ordered you to use that flamethrower, boot?
"Think of it less like a hierarchy and more like a web."
arachno-spindicalist web
You don't vote for spiders!
I'm a pseudo communist, which you can get at the pharmacy, but you need a driver's licence and a good story.
Be thankful they chose Aranae instead of other arachnid orders.
don't open; whip-spider inside
That’s enough internet for life
WHY DID I ZOOM IN, WHY IS IT THAT HIGH RES
WHY IS IT UNDER YOUR BLANKETS!?
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How about pseudoscorpions? One landed on my arm a few weeks ago (probably fell out of the AC ducts) and it was charmingly silly proportioned for a tiny little thing waving pincers.
Pseudoscorpions are absolute little goofs, I agree. I'm not sure if that offsets how weird and creepy they are. It's like I'm giggling and profoundly worried I'm seeing an alien at the same time.
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Adorable! Whos a pretyy baby? You're a pretty baby!
Gah damn it.
I just wanted to say thank you for the spoiler. I have arachnophobia though regular spiders only kind of weird me out unless they are like coming at me. But anything even remotely more than that and I wouldn't be able to handle it. I choose to live my life believing scorpions are fake for example. Anyways, thanks for hiding the scary picture on the internet when you didn't have to.
I do have to. Doing otherwise robs you of a chance to someday gradually expose yourself to and appreciate these creatures. Or it at least needlessly ruins someone's mood.
Lil Velcro arms lol dude looks like a cartoon villain
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This shit is fucking funny
I'm a Barxist-Kennelist. Eliminating the kulaks for the glory of dog
I'm a Parksist-Brennanist. I just like going to parks with my bud Brennan.
Fucking leftists, always infighting...
Do feline-communists exist?
Lol. No. Cats want to be emperor and kings, they don't give a shit about anyone else.
No. They do not.
They are all really into stirner, though.
Stirner is a memetic hazard but not in a cool SCP sorta way but in a "thank fuck Marx got big" sorta way. Imagine how annoying a Stirner version of a tankie would be.
I dont have any evidence, but I 100% believe Engels invented Stirner for Marx to get mad about. Everything we know about the guy reads like 1800s satire, and it reads like Engels sense of humor.
Head canon (of actual history) accepted
Dont have to, had cats.
So the same as a regular human communist leadership.
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Just remember simple doesn’t mean easy
omg skitter!!!
Morgora, wife of the Magi of High House Shadow, and High Priestess of Shadow, has entered the chat
That's why you always listen.
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