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[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 54 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don't know what "rizz" is without looking it up. I understand this means I qualify for a lifetime membership.

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 1 week ago

It's short for charisma

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a shortening of Rizzla, meaning you have lost the respect of your peers for not carrying rolling papers

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't even smoke, which I suspect costs me even more respect!

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Man, you got no Rizz? Fr fr?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Fr fr?

France France!

[–] tostiman@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] deepus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Shut up and get off my lawn!

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

I'll take it, I'd rather be old than dead :P

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

it means they're unc ;)

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why haven't I gotten any matches then

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

that redhead looks like a handful

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

All us redheads are. (which is probably why I haven't had a match either :P)

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Rub him the wrong way, he'll burst in flames any minute

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Dating app for pyromaniacs mails real matches to your house.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

so, tinder then?

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Incidentally, "Drya" is basically what we call a threesome in German.

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 21 points 1 week ago

Ouch, maybe you Germans could try some lube.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah. "Drya" sounds like someone with a thick American accent tried to pronounce it.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] habs@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 week ago

Probably a pun on dry + Raya (app)

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] bagelberger@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Nah, they'd never name an app after the act of speaking ineptly in a stuttering and faltering manner. The real app must be "Humble" or "Humble Bundle" or something.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago