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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 54 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don't know what "rizz" is without looking it up. I understand this means I qualify for a lifetime membership.

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 1 week ago

It's short for charisma

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a shortening of Rizzla, meaning you have lost the respect of your peers for not carrying rolling papers

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't even smoke, which I suspect costs me even more respect!

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Fr fr?

France France!

[–] tostiman@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] deepus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Shut up and get off my lawn!

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

I'll take it, I'd rather be old than dead :P

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

it means they're unc ;)