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The Islamic Republic, on the other side of the Gulf, is in a serious pickle. After its war with Israel, it is more isolated than ever. Its oil exports are still flowing, but it is struggling to collect the proceeds because America keeps cranking up sanctions on anyone helping it move money. Britain, France and Germany are threatening to restore their own embargoes unless it resumes nuclear negotiations in earnest. That is pushing Iran to find new ways to pay for the foreign goods it so desperately needs. Flooding the Gulf with fruit and veg is one of them. Iran now supplies nine out of ten cauliflowers, tomatoes and watermelons imported by the UAE, a near-monopoly built in just a few years.

Noooooo oooaaaaaaauhhh cauliflowers!!

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[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 38 points 5 days ago (3 children)

the article being dog shit aside, why is it always a conspiracy of "ooh the evil mullahs in the government are orchestrating a vegetable coup in the gulf" and not like "middlemen and fruit traders looking for increasing their profits try to sell their produce in richer countries"? why is it always some big conspiracy about the evil ayatollah doing imperialism through fruits?

aside from that, im against this because it's basically only benefiting middlemen at the expense of everyone. iran is running out of water, water in tehran is being rationed and if things don't change we'll run out of water in october. the farmers are always forced to sell way under the real price to middle men just to pay debt from the previous year, only to go in debt for this year again. it's fucked.

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago

“Food imperialists” really do exist, they’re American and they have bootlicking biographies written about them. And the dumbest business school graduates you know breathlessly worship them (“literally me!”) as examples of how capitalism rewards risk

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

also it's funny it never goes both ways. almost everything iran imports either comes from dubai based companies or is smuggled through UAE. where's the article on that assholes?

idk anything about the internal situation of Iranian agriculture but imo they have to paint this as evil shit because otherwise what would happen is Iran would export a bunch of food, food prices in general would decline which most people, needing to eat, would see as a good thing, which would then make it much harder to justify sanctions cutting off all of this trade

so instead of "hell yeah Iran is feeding the world, cost of living will go down!" it's all this fucking "vegetable imperialism" nonsense

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago

say-the-line-bart-1

During the cold war, the anticommunist ideological framework could transform any data about existing communist societies into hostile evidence. If the Soviets refused to negotiate a point, they were intransigent and belligerent; if they appeared willing to make concessions, this was but a skillful ploy to put us off our guard. By opposing arms limitations, they would have demonstrated their aggressive intent; but when in fact they supported most armament treaties, it was because they were mendacious and manipulative. If the churches in the USSR were empty, this demonstrated that religion was suppressed; but if the churches were full, this meant the people were rejecting the regime's atheistic ideology. If the workers went on strike (as happened on infrequent occasions), this was evidence of their alienation from the collectivist system; if they didn't go on strike, this was because they were intimidated and lacked freedom. A scarcity of consumer goods demonstrated the failure of the economic system; an improvement in consumer supplies meant only that the leaders were attempting to placate a restive population and so maintain a firmer hold over them. If communists in the United States played an important role struggling for the rights of workers, the poor, African-Americans, women, and others, this was only their guileful way of gathering support among disfranchised groups and gaining power for themselves. How one gained power by fighting for the rights of powerless groups was never explained. What we are dealing with is a nonfalsifiable orthodoxy, so assiduously marketed by the ruling interests that it affected people across the entire political spectrum.

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[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Communism is when… food?

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

Even worse, Islamo-communism !

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 31 points 5 days ago

feeding people is the most monstrous act you can do under capitalism

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 30 points 5 days ago

The US sends weapons to Israel and Saudi Arabia to be used in genocide, but OK, the real imperialism is vegetables.

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The whole fucking bourgeois ideological ecosystem is utterly convinced that the person who pays money for a thing is doing a favor to the person who sells it

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

me when trying to sell my toenail collection and I finally find a buyer

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My stomach being invaded by food

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago

Tactically nuking my leftovers

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

economist dot com lmfao

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

iranian vegetables: INVASION!!!

US kills your president and builds a mcdonalds: FREEDOM

[–] regul@hexbear.net 22 points 5 days ago

The California oligarchs who own the pistachio orchards contribute heavily to anti-Iran politicians and to maintain the embargo in order to increase their market share.

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The previous generation did such a good job at propoganda that people would swear they werent being propogandized at all. Every article like this that comes out now feels like neanderthal, having seen homo sapien hit flint and iron together to make fire, trying to smash together two bits of quartz and being confused that it isn't working.

Explaining the concept of imperialism to an American:

Imagine a vegetable

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

The Islamic Republic, on the other side of the Gulf, is in a serious pickle. After its war with Israel, it is more isolated than ever.

The way they write this you would think it was Iran who instigated that conflict.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[–] Samsuma@lemmy.ml 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Wait till they find out what the shelves of supermarkets in these countries are normally filled with:

cw: meat

That's Lulu Hypermarket, an Indian supermarket chain in WANA. Country origins are listed there for each produce but if it's too hard to read (it is hard on mobile for sure), then just know that the produce and processed goods are imported from State Department approved states (South Africa (from white-owned farms duh), Australia, France, Norway, etc...)

OH OH and get this: some of the supermarkets are foreign-owned by European countries and they, in good ol' foreign-investment fashion, tend to drive out local markets selling fresh produce in favor of selling exorbitant fruits and vegetables that sit there till god-knows-their-expiry-date:

Foreign (white) investment (driving out local chains) good, importing vegetables/fruits from a neighboring country bad.. I couldn't find any good articles on this sort of stuff since it's not often talked about, but seeing this post I'm kinda motivated to write one myself :)

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

i was in a lulu hypermart in kerala recently, got some iraqi dates, very cheap and delicious, would recommend

[–] jack@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Samsuma@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago

but.. but but I'd miss out on filling my daily quota of slop (it's unconscionable)!

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i personally enjoy how these people are running out of ways to call the enemies of the west bad. food imperialism? really?

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Food imperialism is real, it is what Monsanto and Nestle do.

Always projection, no exceptions.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

im aware, it's not what Iran is doing with their cauliflowers though

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago

Islamo-veganism will not stop until burgers are banned under Sharia Law in the West.

[–] shath@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

Islamic Auber-regime

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago
[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I can understand the criticism if the exports are displacing local production but most gulf countries don't produce such veggies anyway.

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

reading the article, it's emirati traders (not iranian traders mind you) buying produce cheap from iran using sanctions as a bargaining chip, paying through customs, mislabelling it as coming from other countries and selling 1/3 of it to other gulf countries such as saudi arabia. the concern is this fraud is displacing imports from "bona fide exporters" such as spain or italy, basically white european countries.

the article also talks about this hurting an UAE food security program where they are employing basically slaves on vertical farms to produce tomatoes in a place where there's almost no water.

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago

Sanctions created market inefficiency. EU and US are to blame for violating the sanctity of free trade ancap-good

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Food imperialism is mostly done through corn or cereals anyways.

[–] EldenRingBedTime@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] EldenRingBedTime@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

A Stalinist came uninvited to my Vodokhreshche dinner and ate all the borscht with a big spoon he pulled out of his own pocket.

[–] Torenico@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago

TAKE THE FIGHT AGAINST IRANIAN IMPERIALISM. REJECT FOOD. DIE OF STARVATION AND SHOW THE AYATOLLAH WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago

Lol the absolute hypersonic spin required to frame a country dominating the regional produce industry as it somehow being in dire economic straits

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago

I just hope the conflict doesn't escalate. It's scary to think that all of Europe could be buying cheap imported aubergines just like WW1.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

pete-eat How are we supposed to austerity when they flood the market with affordable supply of food!

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

"How dare these brow... checks notes human beings consume checks notes again food for sustenance?!"

Absolute clown show.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago
[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

You Joke But you only need to check a Sattelite Picture to see the Devastating Impact this has had on the Arab Peninsular .

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