A bit weird to use soyjak in this one, most mic munchers don't nor can have beards as they don't have fully developed balls yet
this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2025
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Unpopular opinion but games with community-driven multiplier (i.e. people hosting their own servers) is infinitely better than matchmaking multiplayer running on the dev/publisher's servers if only for the sole reason that players have a choice of what kinds of communities they want to build and what things other players should be allowed to do instead of being forced into a sterilized commercial monoculture. I should be able to say "KYS KYS" in game if the people I'm playing with are okay with it.
That and it's easier to make genuine connections with regulars. Nowadays for that you have to go out of your way to join a community discord or similar because nearly all multiplayer games are built to play with your existing friends.
i miss the days of shit talking in COD lobbies for hours. so funny hearing people cry about my perfect grenade throws ruining their killstreaks
Classic pre-game lobbies
So unpopular...
Who makes fake kissing sounds in online games?! And why is it a bannable offence?
Didn't know that the offended wine moms of America got linked this post, sad that as an adult you can't control your feelings when someone makes jokes on a video game
offended wine moms of America
Too fucking funny, banned!
On a side note I shouldn't be getting comm banned for swearing on a game that's not only rated M but also has swearing in the game.
I agree but just to clarify "kys" isn't swearing it's bullying
That's why it's a side note. Tangential but relevant.
All I said was gg 5 times
The problem wasn't the gg, it was the two letters before and after...
Come to think about it, I haven't been called that online in a long time.
EZ GG EZ
It took me a minute, but I just realized that your description could actually apply to two completely different slurs.
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By the way, what kind of editors do you use to create these memes? I don’t want to trust online editors or anything corporate. I hope you understand.
Use Krita
Use Krita
Okay, thanks then I'll watch tutorials like in the good old days. :3
I didn't make this particular one, but I usually just bash it out in a minute using Paint.
Like the material or the program?
(This was funnier in my head.)
Paint.NET (note: not their URL sadly) is simple and will get the job done for 99% of your meme needs. I find Krita and alternatives are harder to use for simple edits because they're designed for more complex tasks.
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Oh, it's better to read the user agreement, there are such horrors there... Access to your PC at any time when you are connected to the network without problems...
completely unfair ban, they said it three times the rule only had it twice, how could they have know?
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Good thing I checked the comments before posting the Uhm Ackshually
I miss when we’d get French players on Xbox Live voice chat and playfully abuse in other in our own languages (I know enough French of that sort).
I used to love getting foreigners who've only learned English for weapons/vehicles that don't translate for some reason and swear words.
You'd get "eusbdheu sjot8fb skxbfh LE SNIPER RIFLE eudbdisn fjfbdbdju kshdbdbr LE ROCKET LAUNCHER fidndjdb skejfb behdhcui SHIT BASTARD FUCK BASTARD FUCK FUCK BASTARD SHIT"
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I will never understand why the hell people tilt so hard for an online game. Aren't free time activities supposed to be fun?
It’s the same as parents going full tilt against the ref of a kids league soccer match.
'Fun' and 'chill' are not the same concept. Fun things can be irritating, can make you excited and go through various emotions.
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If a low stakes game makes you so furious that you wish for someone to die, you should not be allowed to play these games.
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'Kys' simply means 'kisses' in Danish. I refuse to read it as any other meaning.
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