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[–] LoreSoong@startrek.website 116 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Really cool to finally see some other camera work from the people who take ufo photos

[–] marius@feddit.org 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Do you not always bring a 2010 webcam to the toilet?

[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's a screenshot from a vertical video, cropped and re-sized (and with an extra blurred rectangle!), og doesn't look much better anyway but I linked it in this thread

[–] LoreSoong@startrek.website 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My guess is that its AI with a blur filter over it to hide mistakes. The right leg looks fked up to me.

[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There's a video of a guy looking at both of those statues, linked it in my other comment while I'm looking for a higher res version. Too stable for ai

edit: this is about as good as I can find

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Whatever it takes to get guys to wash their hands I guess

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago

Your penis.
(It automatically cuts it off.)

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

Worst proctologist's bathroom ever.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Slap ass, wash hands. Simple

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

Slap the ass, wash your hands.

Slap the ass, wash your hands.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

... tho it fits Awful Taste But Great Execution.

That's really not badly done.

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Help me stepbro, I am~~stuck~~ the sink.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

I think you're supposed to fuck it.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A high level of toxic masculinity coupled with a fragile ego.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

For real tho, palpable.
And imagine recurring guests coming for the ambiance.

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

yooo stepsink, watcha doing ?!

[–] Envy@fedia.io 8 points 1 day ago

You're missing a stepbro to help

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 13 points 1 day ago
[–] Mokopa@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

A public bathroom with a power outlet on the wall near the sink? Forget the golden thing... is that normal? And how are you supposed to open those cupboards?

[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's not a normal bathroom, found it on some random website, doesn't seem like a typically planned room lol

edit: slightly higher res from reddit

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

It's not exactly uncommon

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de -3 points 1 day ago

It's...... AI!!!

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago

Stick...

...stick your dick in the sink.