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Programmer Humor
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Kill all CEOs
Both Ai and Child labour problem solved!
i could rewrite whatever they want me to and do it in half a second, that doesn't mean it'll fuckin' work properly
Why ain't this post making any fucking sense to me? Especially the last paragraph. I read it like 5 times.
Can you imagine the absolute nightmare that the digital world will become once major infrastructure and every other app is poisoned by AI codebases filled with vulnerabilities and nightmare convoluted setups to do basic things?
Have you even seen what Claude does, randomly, if you tell it a simple bug fix you requested didn't work? I've seen it simply say "Oh, sorry, let's try something else" and start rewriting everything - from top to bottom - trying to fit previous code in it's limited context window so it ends up generating this abhorrent mix of code segments that do nothing but look important, fragments of the original code base, and a lot of new code that doesn't even fix the issue in the first place.
Can the bubble please burst already?
I'm expecting a full on Hindenburg
yeah NO SHIT he's the "10x developer", he's working on TWO laptops at once !
I only want to see ai remove code while keeping tests passing. until it can do that what value does it bring
Can they come take my job any sooner so I can finally retire, please?
I remember being obsessed with code and finishing a bootcamp and feeling unstoppable... but I never got the job. I can still refresh my skills whenever I want, but shit like this makes me wonder why I am always late to the party...
you’re not late to the party you’re just never invited in the first place.
class is a bitch, man. nepo babies walk the earth
There are a lot of highly paid software devs who started with no connections or college degree. This might be the hardest time to enter the field as a junior, but it's definitely not full of nepo babies. You must be thinking of finance/law.
That "CEO" Looks like they could still be in highschool as well
That's how you do marketing.
Ok
Like these fucking shitheads in their fever dream delusions of grandeur are like "none of you will have jobs!!"
What's an unemployed and disenfranchised proletariat to do
"He Is also my son."