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[–] folaht@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I don't think people here understand that Lauri Kesküll
is saying famous last words about CEOs, not developers.

Like what investor needs Lauri Kesküll to run a company when it can be run by just a few developers.
Why not merge into a larger company and get rid of all the "middle management"?

I remember seeing that happening once.
Special meeting, all cries, he got flowers from us though.

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

If 1 then odd. If 2 then even. If 3 then odd. Etc

My sloc is amazing. It works (unless you care about performance) and AI might even be trustworthy to continue the pattern.

[–] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 323 points 6 days ago

I can certainly understand why one of your libraries was bothering you if you're merging 250,000 lines of AI generated code in a month.

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 123 points 6 days ago (1 children)

red flag number 1: measuring progress in lines of code

[–] iglou@programming.dev 77 points 6 days ago (4 children)

redflag number 2: not seeing the issue with accepting 250k lines of code generated by AI supervised by a teenager without a software engineering background

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Wdym man the guy has 10 years of experience

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[–] Malix@sopuli.xyz 259 points 6 days ago (3 children)

now ask them to maintain the 250k lines, probably fine for rew more commits, but after that? Oh look, they left the company for the next ai-nonsense-startup.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 122 points 6 days ago (1 children)

which is great, tbh. love to see these people pay us to ruin their codebase.

[–] Malix@sopuli.xyz 55 points 6 days ago

I hate how much I love this reply.

At the end of the day: IT-man return to monke. Please. Please?

[–] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 41 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Does their app need to be 250k lines? Who knows... definitely not them.

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[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 156 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 44 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I used to think this is pretty much how games were really made when I was a tiny child. I couldn't get over how many images needed to be created to get every possibility from every angle.

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[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 185 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Translated:

High-schoolers are even cheaper and easier to exploit than new grads, and if I don't care if they know nothing as long as they can prop up our crappy app just long enough for me to sell the company, pocket a bunch of cash, get them all fired, and move on to my next ~~scam~~ entrepreneurial venture while preaching to people about being an innovator and a job creator. Maintenance is for whichever sucker ends up holding the shit bag, but who cares? I've got mine.

AI coding is just the latest spin on this age-old practice.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 189 points 6 days ago (2 children)

They're going to take your job.

🤓📚🤚🦋 Is this an empathetic message?

I wonder why everyone hates CEOs

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 79 points 6 days ago (5 children)

It’s always open season on ceos!!!

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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 33 points 5 days ago

"Doogie Howser here hasn't even had a day of med school, but thanks to AI he's writing 5000 drug prescriptions per day!"

"We literally found this homeless man on the street ranting about lizard people, and now thanks to AI he's the the biggest stud at the hedge fund, making hundreds of multi-billion dollar trades every day!"

"Betty here failed out of high school and can't even pronounce 'nuclear' properly, but thanks to AI she wrote the entire atomic power plant safety manual in a day."

"Would you believe that Fred is still in a coma? Yeah, doctors say he's 'in a persistent vegetative state' and 'never going to recover after that i-beam crushed his head', and 'what you people are doing is both cruel and insane'. But, we hooked DeepSeek up to his respirator and heart monitor and connected some black and red wires together and he's back to working as an air traffic controller!"

[–] AlboTheGuy 51 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The fallback is gonna be hilarious, the codebase rewrote by AI? With basically no considerations of business need and system capacity?

I can't wait for the humiliating rollback

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

I bet you their "10x coder" can't describe what a unit test is nor its purpose

Then again, can you even unit test AI generated slop with how often it's rewritten?

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 142 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Omg his company sells one of those meeting notes bots

I'd bet everything I own that they leak sensitive information from some company within the next couple of months.

This product will 100% have more security holes than a sieve

... I'm starting to think I need to take up freelance pentesting

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 45 points 6 days ago (6 children)

These MFs don't even pay developers, what makes you think you're going to hire an actual pentester

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[–] comfy@lemmy.ml 85 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Programming is one of those skills and industries that is accessible enough that basically anyone can do it, but you will run into trouble later if you're doing anything serious without learning how to do it well. There are hundreds or thousands of ways to make something work, but if it's an unmaintainable mess or you don't even understand how it works, then we end up with our financial institutions running COBOL in 2025. Good luck when regulations change. Have fun when your operating system becomes unsupported and you have to replace the underlying dependencies. Hope your boss doesn't sue when they have to hire people to rewrite your hackjob.

And these were all already problems before AI code came onto the scene. We had the programming equivalent of script kiddies, people who would blindly copy and paste code from web searches without even reading the date or the comments saying "this is bad and this is why". But this probably makes it even easier to do, and possibly harder to spot. Combine this with how many universities don't even focus on lower-level languages so you get plenty of people who can't understand how to fix any of the trickier errors in their code. And that's not to say everyone has to be able to, but it's a problem when so few are able to. So these programmers are unlikely to know if the code has problems so long as it passes their tests, and unlikely to know how to fix those problems when they become clear.

Automation tools are good ideas for assisting and detecting possible mistakes. They're not good at generating that much code. In fact, that amount of code in that amount of time is suspicious, hinting that it's unlikely to be well-designed, maintainable or efficient.

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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 61 points 6 days ago (3 children)

250k lines of ai generated code means he didn't do anything

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Well, what he did was bringing something into the code base that might blow up the whole company one day in the future. Because what he didn't do was thoroughly review the code that the AI made.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago

Yeah like whoopty doo you created 250k lines of cruft that someone competent will have to sift through later

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

250K lines of code in a month means about 10k lines per day.

For an 8 hour work day (since they donchild labour, it might as well be 16, but let's keep it simple) that is about 1000 lines of code per hour, so about 20 lines of code per minute. Give or take

Unless you trust the output of AI implicitly without checking anything, ever, there is no way on this earth this can be done by a single person.

Then, an actual senior developer would be required to evaluate each method he wrote, but I'm sure this 10 year old child with zero experience will suffice

So basically, this guy just uses a child to tell chatgpt similar to vomit out text that likely may not even compile, let alone do what it needs to do correctly, with the right security protocols, all with the underlying infrastructure.

All of this is bullshit and that CEO should be arrested for child labor

[–] stingpie@lemmy.world 113 points 6 days ago (4 children)

From my experience, being "good" at vibe coding is more about being unable to detect flaws in AI generated code rather than being able to code well. Add AI to the workflow of someone who actually understands scalability and maintenance and that won't be able to get past a couple functions before they drop the AI.

Also, assuming this kid gets weekends off, he would be writing 12k lines of code each day. I don't think the average programmer could even review that number of lines in a day, so there's likely no actual supervision for what the kid is feeding into the codebase.

I'd estimate within four months the project will be impenetrable, and they'll scrap the whole thing.

[–] four@lemmy.zip 52 points 6 days ago

I, a 10x developer, can hit approve on at least 50k lines a day. 30k if you want me to also add a "LGTM" comment

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 105 points 6 days ago (1 children)

250,000 lines of brand new legacy code nobody has ever thought about or understood? Good luck with that.

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[–] gravitywell@sh.itjust.works 110 points 6 days ago (10 children)

"The worst possible situation is to have a non-programmer vibe code a large project that they intend to maintain. This would be the equivalent of giving a credit card to a child without first explaining the concept of debt.”" Vibe Code is Legacy Code

The crash out from AI when all this debt starts to catch up is going to be so massive, not just in terms of market losses for the rich, but literal lost ability to think critically among possibly an entire generation of people depending on how long the grifting can keep going.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Okay.

Get him on a call with a customer to explain why their payroll is broken.

That should be fun.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 5 days ago

Easy. Just transcribe the call straight into cursor

Should just work, right? Right?

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 44 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Can we fast forward to the Hard Lessons part because it's going to be hilarious

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[–] JDPoZ@lemmy.world 37 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The democratization of technology is a double-edged sword.

For every improvement in UX and lowering of a once impassible barrier of entry, we seem to inevitably gain a massive number of “eXpErTs” who can suddenly stand upon the now much lower skill floor.

Shortly thereafter seems to be a destruction of the general reliability of whatever field these “eXpErTs” flood - usually a field which used to be inherently cryptic and had complex prerequisites just to begin operation within, let alone master.

Like… it makes me almost miss when “using a computer” meant you had to understand how to browse a directory in DOS…

Because at least then you literally couldn’t begin to operate in the field unless you could wrap your head around understanding the basics of syntax.

Now you can just have an entire legion of dullards misspell or misspeak 30% of a malformed question to some random free LLM that still has trouble telling you “how many Rs are in the word strawberry,” and have it confidently fart back out a wrong answer that they will then copy-paste into a paper or article which will then be added to the pile of growing misinformation currently stuffing a frighteningly expanding part of our collective knowledge base.

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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 31 points 6 days ago

A vibe coder not even out of high school replaced your entire codebase

👁️👄👁️

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 89 points 6 days ago (14 children)

Typical CEO thinking number of lines of code is the same as productivity. What was the functionality of those 250k lines? Do arithmetic ops between two ints? Compute if an int is even?

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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 37 points 6 days ago (2 children)

There are two kinds of Linkedin posters - those who are open about being trolls and those who aren't.

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[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 61 points 6 days ago

If this is serious, that entire codebase is fucked

And I seriously don't trust ai with anything mildly more different in scope than what is always shown

[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 77 points 6 days ago (6 children)

God, imagine debugging 250,000 lines of code to find some bug the AI created.

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[–] kadup@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Can you imagine the absolute nightmare that the digital world will become once major infrastructure and every other app is poisoned by AI codebases filled with vulnerabilities and nightmare convoluted setups to do basic things?

Have you even seen what Claude does, randomly, if you tell it a simple bug fix you requested didn't work? I've seen it simply say "Oh, sorry, let's try something else" and start rewriting everything - from top to bottom - trying to fit previous code in it's limited context window so it ends up generating this abhorrent mix of code segments that do nothing but look important, fragments of the original code base, and a lot of new code that doesn't even fix the issue in the first place.

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 43 points 6 days ago

lololoo expecting a follow up - everything is broken now need help post

[–] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 66 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I am old enough to remember ms frontpage. It could take a 50 line html page and make it 500 lines or more without changing the external appearance. Didn't make it better.

And how do you even explain the requirements of somethingvthat took that much code to implement to an AI. The context window is only so big.

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[–] Newsteinleo@midwest.social 31 points 6 days ago

Are we just going to ignore that the guy posting this looks 14

[–] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 54 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Lauri is a recent teenager-turned-CEO himself... and that "intern" is basically responsible for building Lauri's entire codebase. The whole service his "company" offers is what that teen bodged together in a month.

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[–] mlg@lemmy.world 38 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (6 children)

Someone I know genuinely tried this in a test branch for a Blazor application developed at a university, and the AI introduced insanely hidden UI breaking bugs because it touched every single file and renamed variables to plural without correctly refactoring in every dependent file lmao.

AI is a powerful tool, but throwing an entire codebase at it is exactly how you nuke your development lol. Even the latest and greatest models can't handle complexity beyond a few thousand lines even with increased input limits. And if it's anything proprietary or even not well published, you're basically screwed.

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[–] underline960@sh.itjust.works 48 points 6 days ago

Waiting for the "our database got deleted, but I still love AI" post any day now.

[–] Psyhackological@lemmy.ml 15 points 5 days ago

I hope he didn't use Claude because oh boy it maybe costed more than a real developer.

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's why he's a cracked developer. Already broken under the heel of his capitalist overlord.

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

aI-nAtIvE tEnX

What an obnoxious buzzword bro

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