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[–] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

This is obviously for little kids, not teenagers sneaking out.

As a parent with small children, a subtle fear of them getting lost or kidnapped is always at the back of the mind.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Hey Billy want to come to cool sex drug party? Aw I cant my mom will know. Oh Billy don't ya know ? You gotta rip that out and attach it underneath your school bus seat.

Joking but in all honesty kids are smart and creative. As such most will find ways around this. They'll even come up with a slang word for these like "narc shoes" or something

[–] qupada@fedia.io 90 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Surveillance-minded" (hereafter, "Helicopter") parents were almost certainly already doing that.

It just required a sharp knife and a tube of contact adhesive previously.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 16 points 1 week ago

Some shoes even already had compartments in them and came with a toy car that fit in there

[–] Ugurcan@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was under the impression this is the main selling point of AirTags. Is there a real market for tracking lost luggage? I see AirTags being sold in every Kid’s store around here.

I have one in a very well hidden pocket in my backpack. Because it’s my gig bag, and goes with me when I’m working in the field. If I were just leaving it under my desk all day, I wouldn’t bother. But since it often ends up sitting in the corner of a random room while I run around a building, it has an AirTag buried in it.

[–] Shelbyeileen@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (7 children)

My dog has one on her collar. She got lost once, after chasing a squirrel, so it was a no brainer. The cool thing is that you can make it go off, by pressing a button, and train the dog to come to you when it chirps. I hope I never need to use it in an emergency, but it's good to know I'm prepared.

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[–] ToiletFlushShowerScream@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This reminds me of an episode of Black Mirror that I can't remember the name of.

[–] Zikeji@programming.dev 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes! You’re the best!

[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I'm not concerned with tracking where my kids are with these, but tracking their shoes sounds kinda useful. Average daily conversation in my house:

"Where are you shoes?"
"I don't know?"
"You were just in the middle of putting them on!?!!"
"Yeah but... I can't find them now."
"How? You had them in your hands?!?"
"That was, um, before I got distracted."
"*sigh* Let's go try and find them."
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[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A lot of people don't know this, but you can put your weed in there.

[–] rozodru@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ah yes the old "hide your weed in the back of your PS2/under your Gamecube" method.

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just give them a phone. Then at least they get something they want with it, instead of ugly shoes.

[–] Fiery@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Young children should absolutely not have a phone, unless I suppose it's completely locked down to chat apps and the tracking I suppose...

[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

My little sister has a phone I set up for her. It has no internet browser, requires permission to download apps, no voicemail, blocks unknown callers, and turns off at 9pm with the exception of contacting family or emergency services.

Phones can be safe for kids if parent just put in the time to learn about parental safety systems and implement them.

[–] sykaster 14 points 1 week ago (4 children)

More and more governments issue warning about the effects of screens on baby, toddler, and child brain development. The age the Netherlands puts forward now is 14 to have a smartphone, and no screens or very limited until 3 years of age.

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[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Kids have a distinct advantage in this ongoing consumer tech war between parents and kids.

I don't use TikTok, but I'd be pretty surprised if this wasn't already starting to trend there, along with ideas for where to put the airtags to fool parents.

Maybe just... talk to your kids?

[–] underline960@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Can"? Were they physically unable to before?

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It is likely more that they are designed to have AirTags with special compartments.

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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

be kid

find this in your shoe

get idea

catch seagull

tie airtag to its foot.

go see mom having a fit

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[–] sk1nnym1ke@piefed.social 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The peak of evolved kids shoes are those with wheels on the heels ("Heelys")

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[–] Guidy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Parents worry about their kids. All mammals I've ever heard of do this. So when you tell human parents that they can have a better chance of finding their kids if their kids are missing, injured, or abducted, that's going to appeal.

I don't believe it's about sUrVeIlLaNcE at all.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Maybe good in a country that has barily any walking or cycling infrastructure, where every idiot has a gun and where all the biggest serial killers originate from. And where recently your kid can be kidnapped by unmarked unrecognizable fake police and sent to a concentration camp in El Salvador without any legal process.

But when you live in a first world country, your 8 year old should be able to go to school by bike on his own without issues what so ever, would never be kidnapped and would be brought home by a concerned neighbor when he falls and get injured. And would never get lost. You don't need an air tag for that. I've even seen kids go to school on their own in Cambodia without issues. They have over 40 different deadly snakes including 6 types of cobras.

When you treat a kid as an irresponsible criminal and/or idiot, that's what they will become.

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[–] oplkill@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For mine kid(if I would have them) I would tell them to have those tracks, but only with a deal to not use it against kid. Like kid skipped a school and I will can't use that track info as a proof to punish kid. So, only use it as a real safety of kid, not as spying it

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I used to voluntarily share my location with my dad for "safety". He ended up texting me his McDonald's orders anytime I was within proximity of a McDonald's.

Nope.

[–] oplkill@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The latter is used to justify the former.

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[–] rozodru@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

showing my age but when I was a kid during the summer or on weekends I'd be out of the house all day and just where ever in my town. My parents didn't care as long as I was either home for dinner or by the time the street lights came on. and if I wasn't home for dinner I had to find a phone and call not because my parents would be worried but so they either wouldn't have to cook as much or set out a plate for me.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

When the kids find the “hidden” compartments immediately and swap their tags around.

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[–] JustARaccoon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Seems like an ok idea until you realise you could just give them a key chain, or put it in the small pocket in their trouser if you think they'll lose it. That way you don't have to buy into a whole ecosystem of shoes with a slot that fits an airtag.

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