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Anon is unaware he's at risk for a heart attack (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Fake: Anon claims to bang a dude who looks like an older version of him

Gay: Anon is fantasizing about banging an older man

[–] sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Fake: anon had a dad

Gay: Dude literally look at this post

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Fellas is it gay to be gay?

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago

Fake & def gay

[–] Empricorn 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's with the absolute horrible crop? It's not like 4chan puts a watermark on the left side or anything...

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shitty meme found in trash bin. I broke into this guy's house and stole a new one for you. Hope his dead gay dad doesn't mind

[–] Empricorn 6 points 1 day ago

Yay! That's much better, thank you!

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Looking past the obvious WTF, dude ain't curious about his deceased brother(s)? 🤔

[–] Empricorn 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've reread it and don't see where it says anything about siblings, alive or dead?

[+] over_clox@lemmy.world -12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Written will says most of it is to go to his living son"

Try to read first, it's right there in the post.

[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

uj/ The son in question is anon

[+] spankmonkey@lemmy.world -6 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Yes, but there wouldn't be a reason to say living son unless there was a deceased sibling. The wording implies one or more deaths.

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

The trouble is that legal documents are often very specifically worded to avoid implications. Legal writing is almost like a different dialect to usual colloquial English.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 points 8 hours ago

Dude, its made up by some 4chan'er trolling for lol's, it's not a legeal document :)

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Legal documents tend to just specify things like that as a matter of course. Boilerplate is easier to adapt than starting from scratch every time.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

Suppose he willed his car to his living son, his house to his son, and the remainder of his estate to Bob.

He dies. Son is alive. In this case, son gets house and car. Bob gets everything else.

Suppose son dies first. In this case, the house transfers to the son's estate, where it is then transferred to son's heirs. The house was bequeathed to the "son".

But the car does not transfer to the son's estate. The car was bequeathed to the "living son". The car transfers to Bob with the rest of Dad's estate, not to the son's heirs.

[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah but money

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Anon should be aware now...