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[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 68 points 4 days ago (3 children)

To be eaten in moderation as trans fats can be harmful to heart health.

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You're not the boss of me.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago

Something something "have you seen the finger?" Something something

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 6 points 4 days ago

When I see this type of humor, I must say I’m pride of you

[–] dirtydocmark@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

I'm here for a good time, not a long time. Extra trans on my fats please.

[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ahhhh this is what the boys mean when they talk about cranking their hog!

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world -5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

men are trash, we talk about the obvious. What else are you meant to do, NOT crank your hawg?

[–] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 4 days ago (4 children)
[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes, it's quite queer indeed.

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

my reading comprehension is an anvil

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

In that you read like someone who is hammered?

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 1 points 3 days ago

I suck at English so no worries, it might be just me

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 1 points 3 days ago
[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

No quail either

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

I can get behind this agenda

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

The ol' sausage twist

[–] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

how would 15^(25/lb) work?

(Also, why is pound's symbol lb and not something like pd?)

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Its 15.25/lb, and you know it.

LB stands for Libra Pondo. Its a latin relic from the Roman empire meaning pound by weight.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I did not know the second part. TIL

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

In general, if there's an abbreviation that doesn't make sense given the English word, Latin being involved is a good guess.

Like the elements on the periodic table that have symbols completely different from their name, like Au, Ag, Pb, Sn, K are all from the Latin name for those elements.

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Huh, now I'm wondering why I never wondered where the abbreviation came from.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 3 days ago

I've never seen pd in my life. Wtf are you talking about

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago
[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why don't they mention what kind of meat it has as well

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's probably pork and you know it.

[–] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] TheTurner@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago

cranks hog furiously AROOOOOO!! HELL YEAH, BROTHER!

[–] Guru_Meditation_@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

... just an earth-bound misfit, I

[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

Finally, a sequel to Meatspin. After 45 purchases, you are officially garlic!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's some expensive fuckin' sausage

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Of course. The surgery isn't free, you know...

[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Hand cranked? That sounds like a me sausage

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 3 days ago

The Q is the quince jelly you serve it with, natch.

[–] Sprocketfree@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

That's way to high for sausage