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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 9 points 11 hours ago

The Screencap almost made me think this was an early 90s game.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 17 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Data also has the ultimate poker face.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

He does realize that his tell is literally just his willingness to play a hand. If Data doesn't fold, you should.

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 1 day ago (3 children)

More evidence of how goody-two-shoes the crew is, they never cheat. These are people who would die to not kill someone who is trying to murder them. Intentional and great world building.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Geordi outright told them he looks at the cards, but only after the hand is over. I would still argue that counts as cheating since it lets him get a better idea for when the others are bluffing.

[–] mineralfellow@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago

He did one game, but advised Worf to get cards that are opaque.

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago

Perhaps, though if he admitted it to the crew and they're ok with it, it's not necessarily in the spirit of cheating.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Data should pretty much never lose though. Someone over at reddit Daystrum Institute has done several write ups of why the poker doesn't make any sense most of the times we see it

https://old.reddit.com/r/DaystromInstitute/comments/8zs1pr/analyzing_the_worstplayed_hand_of_poker_that_we/

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 hours ago

Brilliant analysis. I do agree with one of the replies saying the game is less about winning and more about a fun social experience (except Word who is taking it seriously).

[–] plyth@feddit.org 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

There is no best strategy for unlimited poker. But how to play that game in a world without money?

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Chips represent sexual favors.

[–] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I'd imagine it's like Penny Poker, you do it for fun using basically worthless chips to represent your score so to speak

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 15 hours ago

Yeah the "money" is just points like lots of games have.

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

If only we could agree such ideals make us stronger as a species, least be honest with each other... And hopefully others if we get to meet them.

[–] teft@piefed.social 123 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

Not “most likely”. He can definitely see through the cards since he mentions it to Worf in an episode. He only does it after the hand is played but even that could be considered cheating since he might be able to tell what your bluffs look like.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder how difficult it would be to craft an omniscient AI that could pretend to be obtuse enough to enjoy playing a game of chance with?

(I'm sure somebody has pondered this at length and is ready to fill me in)

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Easier just to have a normal non-omniscient AI.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

A logical response.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 76 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

If Geordi can see through the cards, then he can also see through their clothes..

Just sayin'

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I'm... fairly certain he couldn't make out the details.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I like to think the mini menu in the lower center is a mid 2ks share bar for Myspace, Tumblr, Twitter, etc.

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Murderbot style TV downloads, porn, Reading Rainbow

[–] teft@piefed.social 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Do you think Geordi is as big of a fan of The Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon that Murderbot is?

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago

Hell yes. I mean of course

[–] teft@piefed.social 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

JWST can swap which wavelengths they are looking at. You're telling me Geordi can't?

He probably just has to hit a button and it goes to ir or x-ray or EHF.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 7 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

In one episode he claimed that he got all the wavelengths at once, compressed through the visor so that his brain could handle it, and that he had to just focus really hard to filter out extraneous ones. He compared it to trying to follow a single conversation in a noisy room (think a bar or club or something). So I guess maybe he could have spent a bunch of time as a teen focusing on that specific wavelength?

[–] grue@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure he can see through their skin.

[–] autonomous@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Why do you think he prefers to keep the visor instead of the surgery? It was only because of the lawsuit that he got them later in the movies. 🙃

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

In the movies his artificial eyes functioned like his visor.

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The man takes risks on the reg, just to feel something.

Every fucking time he ends up as (temp) captain it's some huge gamble

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[–] Poayjay@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are you implying that they are letting him win?!

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 83 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He’s the boss. Of course they let him win.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

You shut your mouth.

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You don't count cards in poker. That's blackjack

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

With his hands and then every card revealed he can in fact count the cards and calculate the probability. As well as profile every players past games and day to day life.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Keeping track of the odds with a single deck doesn't take a positronic brain. Anyone could do it with some practice.

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

It doesn't require counting cards, as he there isn't any long term play (blackjack uses the same initial decks for multiple rounds).

But you're right that he could calculate probabilities of each person having other hands. However, the thing with poker is that it's about bluffing and choosing when/when not to take risks. He could build profiles for each person, but that assumes a consistent plan/strategy.

[–] AEsheron@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

You can't count cards when there is a shuffle after every hand. He could theoretically track the shuffle, but that's an entirely different thing.

[–] jawa21@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

But he could analyze the shuffle in real time and know the order of the cards.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hear he also makes a mean omelet.

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