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[–] Jackfinished@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago

Probably this lady I saw at Subway a few years back. She asked for mayo and said she would let them know when to stop. The bottle was almost full with about a quarter of it left the guy making the sub jokingly stated he would need to get another bottle. Her response was "if that's what you need to do, then do it". Second bottle ended up being half empty when she called it. This was on a 6 in sub, the guy couldn't even wrap it due to all the mayo spilling out. FWIW the customer seemed satisfied.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 21 hours ago

The Mayo factory quality control?

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They probably know it. Or at least they have a feeling.

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

When I hear that old song they used to play.

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's probably a stomach ache

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I think it's more like a heartache.

In either sense. Either just having a broken heart and wanting comfort food or a cardiovascular emergency.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 133 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But they probably have a hunch

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Their cardiologist knows

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They totally know. There might be a few that think they’re #1 and one of them is almost certainly right.

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Yet you still managed to get crabs. Kudos?

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

I think that was from when I got some undies from the lost and found

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago

Mayonnaise Georg

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

This is the champion mayo-fiend

What is it about torties and attitude? She's a normal cat standing like a normal cat but she looks so sassy.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Or this guy?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 27 points 2 days ago

I feel like if you're even a contender you probably know. It's a condiment, but I guarantee there's someone out there who eats it like the main meals.

[–] buycurious@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (5 children)
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I watched this twice

What is wrong with me

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

Lmao not nothing.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

You found your kink.

[–] original_reader@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

The Mayonnaise part was hard to watch... 🤢

[–] Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Imagine showing up in a suit for this!

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nah it's gotta be LifeIsBoris, the dude eats spoons of mayo in day to day life

[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

From my experience a disturbing number of Russians have a mayonnaise based diet, so he has competition.

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[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago

Terrible thing to go through. Parents are responsible for the wellfare of their children.

But I have to admit that I also ate bread with mayonnaise just because. It works. Not every time but it works.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Is mayonnaise sandwiches the equivalent to bean tacos?

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[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

you know what post you opened the comments on

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[–] xtools@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Flagg76@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lol i thought "that could actually be me".

Yes I'm Dutch...😁

[–] chuymatt@startrek.website 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Is the artery clogging power of frits and mayo overpowered by the biking or is it mostly genetics?

[–] Flagg76@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I barely eat frites to be honest. And I ride an E-mtb, so that's not helping much.

So yes its genetics i guess. But... When I put mayonaise on my cheese sandwich i don't use butter, so that counts for something too.

And we cook with only fresh ingredients, I made a quiche with spinach and salmon tonight. Now I think about it, I never even had a prefab microwave dinner in my life and I'm 49.

[–] chuymatt@startrek.website 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

God, I miss the Netherlands.

[–] Flagg76@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

You're welcome to come over, I promise border control will be civilized. 😁

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 21 hours ago

the one person who downvoted you is uncultured

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Beautiful 👏

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

That gets worst as it progresses.

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[–] sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

They might not even know that it wasn't funny tasting yoghurt.

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

It’s me. Sorry, everyone. 😔

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago
[–] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

I know Who Is It

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago
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