They totally know. There might be a few that think they’re #1 and one of them is almost certainly right.
this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2025
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I think that person would be Ken Griffin.
This is the champion mayo-fiend
Or this guy?
It’s me. Sorry, everyone. 😔
My wife, who will eat it out of the jar at times.
probably a Dutchie
Lol i thought "that could actually be me".
Yes I'm Dutch...😁
Is the artery clogging power of frits and mayo overpowered by the biking or is it mostly genetics?
Does ranch count towards the record? If yes, I'm pretty sure I've seen that guy's videos.
I think we can rule out people with egg intolerances though
It's not even made with egg anymore. It's basically impossible to find real mayo... In the US at least
Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.
I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.
Is mayonnaise sandwiches the equivalent to bean tacos?
Terrible thing to go through. Parents are responsible for the wellfare of their children.
But I have to admit that I also ate bread with mayonnaise just because. It works. Not every time but it works.
It's good for you.
🤢🤮
But they probably have a hunch
Their cardiologist knows
That gets worst as it progresses.
But in a good way.
Yes and no.
It's confusing.
I did not want to laugh but I couldn't avoid it.
Beautiful 👏
I feel like if you're even a contender you probably know. It's a condiment, but I guarantee there's someone out there who eats it like the main meals.
I know Who Is It
Imagine showing up in a suit for this!
I watched this twice
What is wrong with me
You found your kink.
Lmao not nothing.
Nah it's gotta be LifeIsBoris, the dude eats spoons of mayo in day to day life
From my experience a disturbing number of Russians have a mayonnaise based diet, so he has competition.
I'm speechless.
She knows.
Kenny
The devils jizz
Hint: it's not me.
Probably my fiance. It's weird, but she has a ton of food allergies and mayo isn't on the list so whatever I guess.
I am sure it's not, but I hope it's me
I’m pretty certain it’s not me
Is Paul Robalino on Lemmy? He's put some thought in to this very subject.
And they also don't know they are my arch nemesis, Mayo is fucking gross.
:(
You should post this in unpopular opinion and add a reason or three. It'll make your day.