Huh. Every time I ask Cat a question, they just reply with 'give me more food'. I don't think it can be trusted...
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yes, but you don't turn my inane rambling into coherent notes.
Chat in french is cat.
G sounds like j'ai (I have)
PT sounds like (pété) farted.
The french media had trouble with that one when chatgpt 3 came around.
French people reading the title : 😡😡😡
I'm still surprised AI hallucinations aren't called cat farts.
French people when: 😡😡😡
Chatgpt is an amazing tool IF you know a bit about what you are looking for. I have more than once argued with chatgpt because I knew it was giving me wrong info. Use it like you would use google translate. If you nothing about it assume it's wrong
Alternatively, if you know little to nothing about what you’re looking for.
Doesn't arguing with ChatGPT sound like an immense waste of time?
Yes but it's about devaluing labor not accomplishing tasks.
Yes, but my employer pays me either way.
Not if you like arguing.
that’s what Lemmy’s for, idiot
No it isn't.
Yes it is!
Source?!1?
A waste of time, sure, but also wasteful to the AI company because of the resources required to respond, and therefore a win.
That’s why you should always send an extra little message to thank AI tools after you use them. In addition to being polite, leading you to potentially be spared in the case of an AI uprising, it bleeds the AI companies just a teeny tiny bit, which adds up.
Even if you don't know what to look for. Just k iwing what is sensible to ask for and what not, is a necessity. Like "hey chatgpt, I need to elarn about Grafana. I know its a monitoring thing but thats all. Can you give me some sources and keywords to research?:
We're cooked cat
Meow
God dammit Donut
Now I so want to vibe code a wrapper for deepseek that's just an ascii cat that lives in your terminal and refuses to engage on your terms but keeps begging for treats and swatting at your cursor. The only output it generates are hallucinated "cat facts"
Wouldn't this just be a very simple bash script and a large selection of ASCII cats?
Could be, but all I know about bash is that it's what I did to my brain 6 or so times and now I'm vibe coding cause i can't learn new things unless they remind me of when i was 11 and having a religious experience because I finally got the damned r36h to connect to ssh and compile hello world. Ideally the script would have a single set of ascii cat animation loops that would be able to interact with the terminal text, climbing, laying on, pouncing, ascii ball of yarn etc. Then you would have a wrapper for a chatbot could be deepseek, just needs to be able to make up things about cats and roleplay in text as a cat. So maybe you could have a command, say caterm, that runs the cat but also you can give it prompts, caterm feed treat and the cat maybe does an eating animation or maybe refuses the food or knocks it over. But sometimes if you get complex with the prompts it starts talking to you son of Sam style and makes up cat facts that aren't true just an infinite amount of batshit things about cats. And once I get it working how I like it, I'll release it without documenting the functionality well and watch what unfolds. Maybe only I find that funny but it makes me smile
I guess another option is to use AI to generate the responses in bulk ahead of time and then save it in a file for PHP to load, cheaper web hosting as it doesn't need to start running AI models on the fly.
Shame I am behind nat444 which as far as I can tell makes hosting stuff a pain, some configurations of VPN should also work for it but its extra effort I just can't be bothered with to deploy CatSeek.
CatGPT is it your dinner time?
But chat means cat already
Plus you get pspspspsps