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[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago

Gross. Accurate. Took me way too long to understand why my friend’s dad was acting the way he was around 13-17. Decades later and it still sickens me.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 33 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

I remember how creepy it was to see that once the girls in my class got boobs (around 8th grade, 13-14 yo) full on adults would start hitting on them. I recall seeing a few class mates in a local park, all 3 were 13 I think, they still looked like little girls, it's just that now they had boobs and wore bras. So I see these 3 girls, each sitting in the lap of an 18-20 yo dude, and making out...

As a kid I recall seeing it and thinking "wtf is wrong with those guys?"

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 14 hours ago

If "he's got a car and he's dead mature, like" is your main selling point, you need a better selling point. And to not be a fucking nonce.

In the 90s we didn't even know what a paedophile was. I don't recall even seeing that word before Sarah Payne was murdered.

It took a while for UK residents to get used to this new exciting word.

Hopefully today's kids are a bit more aware...

As an adult I wonder wtf the fuck is wrong with those guys.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

I live in a country where the age of consent is 14, and this shit is still pretty common. I voted Fidesz because I thought they'd fix the situation, by rising it. They added a close-in-age exception, so if you're 17, you can prey on 12 year olds.

[–] markz@suppo.fi 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

jfc what's wrong with people

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 37 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

My husband kicked me out once he realized flashing his money at 19 year olds worked. The teenagers didn’t ask him to stop playing FIFA and walk his dogs.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 11 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

What an idiot.

Has he put himself on the poor house yet by spending all of his money to appease the young women he wanted a booty call from?

Because that kind of behavior seems to be rather expensive.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

No idea. He gave 5k to one before he kicked me out. What was our house is for sale now though.

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

Could be a gay couple and it's young men

[–] UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 16 points 17 hours ago

Still remember my middle school girlfriend brag about cheating on me and fucking guys that were buying her beer. Would have been nice to get authorities involved if I had anyone to talk to and wasn't being neglected and abused at home. Kind of wild to lose hope in people at the age of 12.

Bad times.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I accidentally ended up with a very young lady. I know how this will sound, and all I can do is assure everyone that, at least for my part, everything I say is the absolute truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

I went to college late, I was 23 by the time I applied to college, and turned 24 shortly after starting classes. My birthday is in the first quarter, or so, of the year.

Anyways. I think I was in my second year of college when I met this girl, I don't even remember how I met her honestly; it wasn't a dating app, those things barely existed at the time and I haven't ever used one; I just haven't seen the need... Anyways, everything seems cool, she's telling me she's 17 and has a bday coming up. At this point I'm 24/25, and I'm thinking that's a bit young, but since she's basically 18 at this point, I don't really see a problem with it.... Anyways, birthday happens, Yay, and life goes on. After a few months as things get more and more complicated, as happens in most relationships, I come to find out that her birthday, was her 17th birthday, she was 16 when we met. I'm suddenly very not ok with everything.

It didn't last super long after that. She was also preggo with her exes kid and never told me. The relationship was only like 5-6 months long. She lost the kid, I believe it was a miscarriage, and I'm sad for her that happened, but too much weird bullshit and deception was happening so I called it off.

She wasn't a good person. She's on a short list of exes I don't talk to anymore. Most of my exes I still consider good friends, even if I haven't seen them in a long time. I'm in a stable, long term relationship with a more age appropriate partner, for... Gosh, it has to be 10 years now? Time flies. There's.... 6? ish years between our ages, and we met when I was 30-something.... I'm much happier now. Heh.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago

This just sounds like you were misled and it was awkward. I don't think you intended to chase young women.

When I was in high school in the 80s it was not uncommon for high school girls in higher grades to have adult men as boyfriends. One of my teachers in fact did it, and got put on leave for a while LOL.

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 79 points 1 day ago (2 children)

being a girl is scary cuz the moment you turn 13, creepy men are ogling at you

[–] Honytawk 7 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

For girls, it isn't the age, it is when they start developing breasts

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 18 hours ago

yea, i said 13 to mirror the post, but you’re right

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 71 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Oh honey, the creeps are sadly ogling you well before 13... Learn to stab.

[–] ksigley@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I learned a lot about women wearing ice pick-sized hair pins in their hats during the early 20th century for this very purpose.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago (6 children)

At college, there were 16 and 17 year old girls with boyfriends in their twenties. Even at the time, I thought that was weird.

At least I never heard about anything younger than that.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago

I know a guy who ended up in bed with a twelve year old. She didn't look twelve and didn't act twelve. He ended up going in to the military to flee. He didn't have to worry because of course this same girl ended up pregnant in less than a year.

Her story was all too common. She had been abused and trafficked from a very young age and had associated approval through sex. When this all came out her mom and step dad faced no consequences. They went out of their way to try to punish her. She ended up getting court ordered counseling which despite the parents continuing to try to interfere she got better.

She eventually ended up married to a pretty decent guy and they left for parts unknown a few years later. I don't think she was quite eighteen when they left.

The scumbag parents are still around. They are considered fine christians in the community. After all they asked god for forgiveness. Not their victim mind you but god, so its all okay.

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In school, when I was 13, one of my friends was "dating" a 19 year old. I vividly remember how cool we all thought this was. Reflecting on it makes me feel sick.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Question: Oh, you think conservatives are pedophiles? Give me 1,500 examples.

Answer: (your comment)

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[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One of the dudes in my gay group tonight:

"My momma cleaned hunter's cabins and those hunters were real nice men if you know what I mean."

He was talking about a time when he was early teens.

So it's not just girls who get this treatment! If that makes you feel any more egalitarian.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

“My momma cleaned hunter’s cabins and those hunters were real nice men if you know what I mean.”

I'm a bit dense. They were "nice" to each other, or "nice" to him, or they were actually nice looking, or...?

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 2 points 6 hours ago

They would have sex with him.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 212 points 1 day ago (10 children)

When I was a kid, in 7th grade science, I overheard a boy asking a girl out. She rejected him, he wasn't her type. He asked what her type was, she mentioned a guy she was seeing, and casually mentioned he was 22. At the time, I was thinking this poor kid was woefully outmatched and would never have a chance. A few years later, it dawned on me just how fucked up that whole situation was.

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