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[–] zanyllama52@infosec.pub 1 points 2 days ago

They authorized the update when they bought the phone from the carrier.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 212 points 1 week ago (6 children)

The worst thing is the past few years android updates brought fuckall exciting new stuff and just more spyware and worse performance .

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 84 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thank God for the Bixby button though.

[–] dvlsg@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I returned my Samsung phone over that button. Haven't touched their shit since.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fuck that button. At least let me map it to something else!

[–] gabbath@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You can. They did an update to the S8 (and others, I assume) that let you remap it. I used some app before that, something from the Google Play Store but it's been way too long to remember the name. Nowadays there isn't a Bixby button anymore for us to remap. They tried to take over the power button with AI now, but thankfully you can remap this back to power as well.

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (4 children)

My recent (unwanted) update changed the lock screen to this weird format where the two-digit hour is above the two-digit minute instead of next to it separated by a colon like normal people use. I keep setting it back to what I want but this weird over/under format keeps coming back. Some fucking douchebag of a UX/UI designer thought this was a genius new way of showing the time and now it's being jammed down my throat.

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[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yeah, I was using stock pixel launcher forever until the most recent "update" that added yet another button to the search bar that you can't remove, that I used daily, and the button went conveniently right where my right thumb tapped. Switched to Lawnchair, and it's not without issue. Why can't shit that has worked just continue to work the same way?

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 188 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (16 children)

I routinely get a Samsung notification telling me to agree to some new agreement thing. I swipe it away. It just reappears in 48 hours or so. I swipe it away. We've danced this dance for years.

I don't know what it's for, I don't care, and things are just fine as is. There's nothing it it for me so, no.

[–] aln@lemmy.world 95 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Please click here to agree to our new Samsung privacy policy.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 54 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm sure that they would choose to interpret the swipe to clear it as a click

but yeah my last phone I did that for several years. nope, no thank you.

every time I start my TV I have to say I don't want the new firmware because it comes with a new privacy policy / user agreement

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[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Same with WhatsApp for me, there are new terms and conditions that allow engagement with businesses and sharing some personal data with them, I've been rejecting that shit for four years now, they still keep asking.

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[–] paultimate14@lemmy.world 108 points 1 week ago (26 children)

I have a desktop I built in 2019 with no TPM running. Windows 10.

Starting a couple of months ago, occasionally when it boots it will automatically open a full-screen ad for Windows 11.

It's extremely disruptive because of my setup. I use my monitors and keyboard for my work laptop and have a KVM to switch between the two, and since I use that space for work I don't like to spend much time there for recreation. So I often turn my desktop on and run it headless whenever I'm done with work, and don't see the ad, which then messes up my attempts at streaming. So I need to walk back upstairs to switch the KVM and close out of it manually.

No matter how many different "permanent" solutions I can find on the internet it keeps finding a way to do it again every couple of weeks. I've moved to Linux on most of the rest of my personal machines, but this desktop has all my old music production software that needs Windows. I'm getting pretty close to just investing in a different music production platform that works with Mint though.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 98 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or that "Let's finish setting up your PC" box as if I haven't been fucking using it for ten years.

[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 week ago

Which is just fucking using Onedrive to save your personal files on Microsoft's servers.

Fuck you, Microsoft! I don't want to login with your fucking servers.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

No matter how many different “permanent” solutions I can find on the internet it keeps finding a way to do it again every couple of weeks.

Can I ask which version of Win 10 are you running? I have never run into this with Windows 10 Enterprise (or Education) versions.

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[–] waigl@lemmy.world 96 points 1 week ago (3 children)

We're getting close to the point where "running a stock ROM" is on the same level of inadvisable as "using a web browser without ad blocking". The latter of which was, btw, also not that big if a deal like ten or fifteen years ago.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 week ago

It was sort of a big deal. The forbes malware injection attack by ads was ten years ago. It still ranks as one of the most hilarious 'poetic irony' bits in computer security. I'm sure ads were doing other insidious shit in 2010 that just went unnoticed because it didn't hit security researchers.

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[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 77 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hate that my phone is held hostage. My computer is free thanks to linux, it just sucks theres few linux phones that work in the US.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

GrapheneOS is at least better than Google android.

[–] cmhe@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

GOS by all its strenghts, is following the paths treat by Google and Apple on defining what a smartphone has to be and how its security model has to look like, where only the OS distributor has full privileges, and you are just allowed to use it.

If you have the same requirements for your system as the people who designed these phones assumes you have, then GOS is great for you.

But if you want to tinker and customize, like we can with Linux systems, then Android and especially locked down systems like GOS aren't for you.

I am using GOS myself, because it is good, but I also have a separate device of tinkering.

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[–] gravitywell@sh.itjust.works 73 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

As a security and privacy minded person im glad i CAN keep automatic updates enabled on GrapheneOS without having to worry about some crappy forced features being added.

I see windows users have to disable them too, its so crazy to me that people tollerate this stuff instead of just switching... Like yeah automatic updates that break things are annoying but "linux is too complicated", so instead of learning to adapt to a new system, you adapt to just accepting that you dont fully get to control your devices a they will get progressively worse until eventually you have to get a whole new device. SMH

[–] Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

“linux is too complicated”

The worst part of this is that it's no longer true. Windows is WAY more complicated than Linux (can be) at this point.

[–] banditbananas@retrolemmy.com 23 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I switched to Linux and it is "too complicated." Imo. There are a lot of compromises you have to make when you switch. I couldn't even get my first couple distros to work because they don't play nice with Nvidia.

I switched to bazzite because it would actually work graphically and I mostly only use steam anyway, but it isn't all rainbows. I feel like I'm always switching Proton versions to get a game to load. I use Proton db, but idk I still have issues. GoG I use heroic and have the same problems. Also, installing software is a pain. It's not that hard to use CLI but I get sick of it when I just want my shit to work with 2 clicks. Ive tried to run windows apps wlbut just gave that up. Also getting used to the folder structure and placements take time.

Plus, I can't seem to Google (or whatever) my problems. The help you get in Linux forums is usually " just switch to insert distro".

I've worked IT jobs for about 10 years so I feel like I have some knowledge, but Linux has stumped me a couple times already. How is an non-tech person supposed to just switch?

I'll never go back to Windows but you can't expect people to leave something that works for something that they have to fumble with to get working.

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I feel Windows 10 and 11, which I am forced to use on various work computers, represent a new era of impossible to predict UI behavior. Like, hats off if that was intended, they succeeded. I can't make heads or tails of anything anymore, and the things I want are several options deep now.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You know you're on the right track when you click something, and suddenly the Fisher-Price interface goes away and it opens a dialog box that hasn't changed since Windows 2000.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago (4 children)

"If we let you control your phones you'll just mess them up!"

[–] tomkatt@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Which is our right. I paid for the phone. Google, Samsung, and Apple aren’t fucking paying me.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago (19 children)

Which is our right. I paid for the phone. Google, Samsung, and Apple are~~n’t~~ fucking ~~paying~~ me.

There, I fixed it. It's time for a new FOSS phone OS to take over. GrapheneOS looks nice, but it only runs on select Google pixel devices. Maybe if phone manufacturers were forced to let the user chose their OS?

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[–] Mio@feddit.nu 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Here is my list of what any device really should have:

  • Make me able to use my device as I want to.

If the Operating System don't agree - there MUST be a way to install alternative OS with a SINGLE BUTTON CLICK.

Oh, god. Think of what kind of world that would open up with this simple rule. The device could be a smartphone, Windows machine, termostat, or a dishwasher. Anything would never be obsolete anymore and all users can be happy - a machine obeying the user. Wonderful. Please EU fix this!

[–] oascany@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What kinda magic fantasyland one button click smartphone dishwasher...

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 58 points 1 week ago (11 children)

We really do need more viable open phone options. We are well past the point in hardware capability that we could have a linux phone that turns into a desktop when you plug it into a docking station. USB-c connections handle everything for my work laptop.

I have reverted back to using my Linux PC for most screwing around online. My phone, for the technological wonder that it is, is for communicating with family, listening to music, GPSing, and then occasionally computer stuff, looking things up, etc.

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[–] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

funny how a(n implicitly) rooted linux computer is fine, but a rooted handheld linux computer is the devil and insecure.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 week ago (7 children)

If PCs came out today there is no way you would just be allowed to install Linux on it.

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[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 week ago (12 children)

Still running good with LineageOS.

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[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Mine also updated recently and now my phone is performing considerably worse

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

oneUI or whatever really made it worse

I went from an s9+ to an s23. it felt great

then I got a forced OS update and it feels like I went halfway back to the beat to shit s9 again

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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hmm... The tech industry looking a little rape-y...

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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

locked bootloaders and complicated processes to getting phones changed are crimes against humanity layman can't really perceive.

wish i had solutions.

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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 week ago

I ignored a recent update that would give me some AI bullshit. After a few weeks, they just pushed the download to me and gave me a notification of a scheduled reboot to finish the install. Frustrating to say the least...

[–] TheDarkestShark@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Yep, updated Sunday night after I pushed off the notifications for months. I feel like they punish you for making them do it too, because it turned my alarm off and I was late to work because of it. Funny how my last phone, an S8 never had the issue of me having to unlock my phone to initialize start up after restart.

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[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
  • "Yes"
  • "No, but thank you soooo much for asking anyway! You'd be welcome to ask again and I am soooo thankful. It's a great thing that you filled the screen with this pop up for a thing I do not want. No, but thank you."

Corporate machines stole my voice that's MY VOICE give it back I have THOUGHTS to say with MY VOICE give me my voice back you ass give it back let me say what I want I need to tell them to fuck off

[–] yarr 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Stories like this is very much why I severely limit the amount of time I spend on Windows. Having been with Windows nearly since the beginning of its history, it's insane to see the amount of reduction of user control that's gone into it.

One of the most egregious things is the lack of control around updates. Often I'll finish a session with my laptop and go to store it in the bag. Windows will cheerfully inform me that there is a forced update and then I end up having to wait for my machine to finish its shit while I sit around tapping my toes.

Meanwhile, in Linux-land, I have as much control over updates as I wish. I almost breathe a sigh of relief when I reach my Linux desktop, because it's still a place that feels like MINE. I feel like I'm some kind of sharecropper or temporary house guest when on Windows 11. It doesn't feel like "my" environment. It feels like it's Microsoft's computer and they just let me use it occasionally.

For myself, I was lucky(?) enough to have wasted my best years playing with Linux and running Linux boxes is no problem now. For the average Joe that needs to mess with computers, I feel bad for them. Windows 11 feels like shit, MacOS sure isn't great either, and that's pretty much the only choice.

No wonder I'm seeing less and less households with PCs and laptops. I think the average person in 2025 has just given up on computers and makes do with their phone or tablet.

Thank fucking god for Linux, because if I was forced to use Windows 11 full time, I think I'd snap and go live in the middle of the forest or something. It's actively annoying to even look at at this point, and I only see things getting worse. For example, the troubles with Windows "Recall" have barely even started.

I loathe to see what Microsoft has in store for us next, and I would guarantee it's not user friendly.

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[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 1 week ago

Where's my Linux phone at?!

[–] the16bitgamer@programming.dev 20 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I am an it at a company. Forcing updates is a necessity for some of our users. We have 5 year old phones which have never been updated, and needs to be for their software to work right.

That said what works in consumer space and what works in corporate is two different things. As a consumer I’d hate this and have moved away from preinstalled android years ago. But as IT, this needs to be here.

Ultimately I just think its laziness of the company to either not have a toggle for it. Or have a corporate build for corporate customers

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