this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2025
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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Come on Ice Cream!

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world -1 points 1 hour ago

Get a squatty potty people!

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 14 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

Me after forgetting why I swore these off.

[–] Epzillon@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago

The 4x is where the real suffering is at

[–] FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Apparently they got banned here in the Netherlands because they were too spicy. I still see and bought them recently though so I think they might have reduced the spicyness, at least here :(

[–] vodka@feddit.org 7 points 6 hours ago

I assume this was the same incorrectly reported news as elsewhere in Europe.

An big batch of these were missing an EU-compliant warning about the level of spicyness, and was recalled to have a sticker put on to rectify this.

This was then ofc reported as "noodles too spicy for sale" because that gets more clicks.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 hours ago

These are apparently still vanilla on the spicy spectrum for Koreans.

[–] Epzillon@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

My stomach on a random day for no particular reason. God I wish healthcare didnt suck ass here and wouldnt just write me off.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

So this is how public bathrooms get shit all over the place. Home boy's stepping up like a skunk and spraying out of defense.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I always wondered how it got on the ceiling...

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 2 points 7 hours ago

Oh that? Explosive diarrhea and someone from down under not yet accustomed to how things work on the northern hemisphere.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Fake for internet points. If it was real, the rug would be all scrunched up around the fingertips.

Edit: also they have a stool, you'd see the imprint of that, not their feet

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 7 points 8 hours ago

Every shitpost is a quality shitpost.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 10 hours ago
[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 17 points 11 hours ago

A victory is a victory.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 6 points 11 hours ago

Get a squatty potty and it will flow with more ease

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 3 points 9 hours ago

The poop stool at the side wasn't used. I call fake, that person just fell from the toilet and tries to cover up!

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 hours ago

Ah yes. Feet formed by wearing too narrow shoes for years.

[–] Angelusz@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

No. We are not 12yo.