"I'm a vibe coder, I use cocaine daily. All I have to do is come up with a prompt and let the cocaine do the rest. it's at the point now all my managers insist I use cocaine to meet deadlines."
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I let cocaine deploy to production and it ALL WENT FINE
Cocaine is revolutionizing workplace productivity, its transforming daily work routines by our enhancing efficiency.
I "laid off" all my staff to get cocaine!
Cocaine sure is getting lots of people laid (off)
"It's arguably okay to use cocaine for silly purposes so long as everyone knows you're using it, but cocaine should never replace paid, qualified experts."
"Students are increasingly using cocaine to do their homework."
Cocaine Bear: "You Are Terminated" 💀🔫🤖
« My cocaine provider just switched from a free to a subscription model. »
That's how they get ya.
"I'm a vibe coder, which just means i use cocaine to write the code for me"
Lol, reminds me of the good old "cloud to butt" browser extension from way back when cloud was the new shit everyone pushed.
I was going to say almost the same thing.
When that plug-in came out, I installed it on a rarely used laptop then immediately forgot about it and didn't use the laptop for a while.
Then I pulled out the laptop to research electric cars. For a long time I thought "atomic cat" was just some weird slang for electric cars, since it showed up everywhere.
I've been saying ai is the new cloud buzzword corporate bullshit since the media has been paid off to report endlessly on it. Luckily it wont last.
Wow, I completely forgot about that hype train!
It's important to be wary of misinformation with generative cocaine
There is a serious risk that companies will try to replace workers with cocaine.
generative cocaine 😂
My kids have been using cocaine to finish their math homework. It's funny, their grades have gotten worse.
I only code with cocaine now, it's so much faster.
I read a book the other day that was written with cocaine. It was called Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King.
...wait.
Maximum Overdrive is a movie and is based on a short story called Trucks.
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She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie..AI.
I wonder what Clapton will have to say about that.
I always wanted to do a Weird Al style parody to that song called Propane.
When you light up the grill, make sure your tank is filled. Propane.
Problem is that's all the song I've got, and nowadays you'd be obligated to make it a King of the Hill tribute.
Yes I was alive in the '80s I remember.
"Cocaine chatbot urges man to commit suicide."
Parents aware their son is depressed yet leave a loaded gun freely accessible.
My feed is now full of cocaine slop.
They're gonna replace 50% of lawyers with cocaine in the next 6 months!
Using cocaine in vibe coding saves me hours of work!
Cocaine—The good, the bad, and the scary There is no denying that cocaine has changed our lives. However, some might argue if it’s for the better. A recent survey by Forbes indicated that many Americans still trust humans over cocaine by a large percentage. Those surveyed shared that they think people would do a better job of administering medicine, writing laws, and even choosing gifts, just to name a few.
coc(AI)ne
All the big companies in the Silicon Valley are investing hugely into cocaine.
Flip the script.
If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, AI
If you want to get down, down on the ground, AI
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
AI
If you got bad news, you want to kick them blues, AI
When your day is done, and you want to run, AI
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
AI
If your day is gone, and you want to ride on, AI
Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back, AI
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
AI
^ The lyrics were wrong, fixed 'em. They were AI results. How's that for irony?
(Yes, I replied to my own comment. For some reason I can no longer edit my own posts.)
I do AI, so I can work longer, so I can earn more, so I can do more AI
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teenagers are getting companies started using cocaine, while 40 year olds are just using it for fun
Middle aged folks are using cocaine for emails and productivity, teenagers are using it as a life coach.
There used to be a browser addon called cloud2butt which would replace the cloud with the word butt. This made discussions about hosting things on someone else's computer rather amusing.
Someone should make an ai to cocaine addon.
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Pfft, kids these days can't do anything without cocaine.
Oh my good, I should've used cocaine sooner!!! It's so amazing!!!!
🎶She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, AI🎵
Yeah that doesn't work at all 🤣
Careful, this might get picked up as training data.
"Cocaine helps bridge the accecibility gap!"
Why did you push this spaghetti to production?
Cocain said it was a good idea!
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