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[–] stopforgettingit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Cocaine is revolutionizing workplace productivity, its transforming daily work routines by our enhancing efficiency.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I "laid off" all my staff to get cocaine!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago

Cocaine sure is getting lots of people laid (off)