Can someone please make one of trump murdering Epstein??
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It's to distract you from Epstein
Don and his shit has turned this country into the Aristocrats joke...
This is some juvenile grade deepfake revenge porn.
Isn’t this against the no deepfakes law the cunt has been pushing
Yes and nothing will happen from it. News outlets squak. The cult laughs. The "libs" get angry. The government does nothing because even if they did this is a presidental action and he has immunity.
I can't believe how fucked everything is. I'm over it. I just want to survive with my family.
The "libs" get angry.
Rolling your eyes and muttering "what a fucking idiot" isn't the same as getting angry.
Yeah I don’t usually get pissed, I’m just perpetually baffled.
"NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!"
Except a certain somebody I could name...
What’s funny is the motion picture depicts Obama sitting in prison alone.
You know it’s fake because if Obama was in prison EVERYBODY would want to be his buddy. Dude has so much freakin charisma.
Dude could make drone bombing kids at a wedding cool.
Actual criminal trying to normalize being a criminal.
Trump sued CBS for something far less...and won! C'mon Obama I know it's distasteful but sue that bastard!
"no one is above the law" it says... While Trump is literally acting like he's above the law and the supreme court allows it.
Everything is projection
I've got $10k for the next president to reenact this with DJT in Obama's spot.
That's funny, you think there will be a next president after Trump
That's funny, you think a guy who's falling apart at the seams will live forever.
And you think that his cronies will immediately organize an election when he finally does?
Just FYI. We in Europe are watching what you guys are up to and being super judgemental. Get your shit together.
Keep an eye on your own countries, you're not immune to right-wing populism.
Weird weird
pedophile president breaking his own law about posting bullshit online
why, does Obama have the Epstein list?
Man literally stole a plot point from Babylon 5.
Babylon 5 is happening a lot lately and its honestly impressive how much JMS got right.
Let's just hope Cheetohead doesn't leave a note that says "Scorched Earth" on his desk.
He probably would if he could. If Reagan's Star Wars program went through? Jan 6th would have been even worse.
Terry Crews' character in Idiocracy was non-satirically a better President at this point.
Keep it classy huh orange?