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Can someone please make one of trump murdering Epstein??

[–] ShotDonkey@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

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It's to distract you from Epstein

[–] PedroMaldonado@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Don and his shit has turned this country into the Aristocrats joke...

This is some juvenile grade deepfake revenge porn.

[–] Yetanotherpaolo 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Isn’t this against the no deepfakes law the cunt has been pushing

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes and nothing will happen from it. News outlets squak. The cult laughs. The "libs" get angry. The government does nothing because even if they did this is a presidental action and he has immunity.

I can't believe how fucked everything is. I'm over it. I just want to survive with my family.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The "libs" get angry.

Rolling your eyes and muttering "what a fucking idiot" isn't the same as getting angry.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Yeah I don’t usually get pissed, I’m just perpetually baffled.

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"NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!"

Except a certain somebody I could name...

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What’s funny is the motion picture depicts Obama sitting in prison alone.

You know it’s fake because if Obama was in prison EVERYBODY would want to be his buddy. Dude has so much freakin charisma.

[–] MashedHobbits@lemy.lol 6 points 1 day ago

Dude could make drone bombing kids at a wedding cool.

[–] UnspecificGravity@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Actual criminal trying to normalize being a criminal.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 99 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Trump sued CBS for something far less...and won! C'mon Obama I know it's distasteful but sue that bastard!

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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"no one is above the law" it says... While Trump is literally acting like he's above the law and the supreme court allows it.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 8 points 1 day ago

Everything is projection

[–] fishy@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've got $10k for the next president to reenact this with DJT in Obama's spot.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's funny, you think there will be a next president after Trump

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (5 children)

That's funny, you think a guy who's falling apart at the seams will live forever.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago

And you think that his cronies will immediately organize an election when he finally does?

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[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 80 points 2 days ago (31 children)

Just FYI. We in Europe are watching what you guys are up to and being super judgemental. Get your shit together.

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Keep an eye on your own countries, you're not immune to right-wing populism.

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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

Weird weird

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago

pedophile president breaking his own law about posting bullshit online

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

why, does Obama have the Epstein list?

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Man literally stole a plot point from Babylon 5.

[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Babylon 5 is happening a lot lately and its honestly impressive how much JMS got right.

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Let's just hope Cheetohead doesn't leave a note that says "Scorched Earth" on his desk.

[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 12 hours ago

He probably would if he could. If Reagan's Star Wars program went through? Jan 6th would have been even worse.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 96 points 2 days ago (19 children)

Terry Crews' character in Idiocracy was non-satirically a better President at this point.

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[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Keep it classy huh orange?

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