Ecoli has a right to that territory, it has a right to defend itself.
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This land was promised to ecoli thousands of years ago
oh please let netanSShartu shart himself to death
This is to fuck with his trial, right?
Probably, though I have to imagine he could probably just refuse to go and they'd just shrug their shoulders and be like "I guess that's fine"
Last time I got food poisoning, I was thinking "I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemies."
Now, I stand corrected on that.
Comrade Salmonella, take my power! 
Give him the 
noooo bibi don't shit yourself to death ohhhh noooo
Netanyahu was fitted with a pacemaker in 2023 and last December he had his prostate removed after he was diagnosed with a urinary tract infection.
mfer is doing ethnic cleansing on his own organs, genocide truly is his calling
Simultaneous salmonella and campylobacter, you say?
Salmonella is Hamas
It would’ve been so funny if Benny boy shit himself to death
He doesn't actually have it, but he managed to get his corruption trial moved for the 7th time.
how are you feeling? kind of under the weather? like you've got the flu? 
that would be the Ricin I gave you
Food-based Pathogens: Sorry, but the genocide WILL stop!
"Suffers" food poisoning? Pal I'm having a great time here
Bacteria W
Can he just die? There are days when life's tantalizing but only one day when he's dying
chanting Poop your pants! Poop your pants! 
Are they sure it was from food?
Oh for fucks sake can't we get some actual good news like the dollar has collapsed entirely the Zionist state attempted to launch the Sampson option but were defeated from attacking [checks notes] Europe with their nuclear missiles by sheer incompetence and have instead imploded but somehow the Palestinian people forgive the isntrealies their sins and say let's just live together in peace even tho low key y'all are assholes
Im sorry for the food no one or anything should be eaten by that demon
die bitch
may he have the shittiest painful diarrhea. at the very least.
infinite Leongatha beef wellingtons on the zionist entity
Sometimes I like diarrhea.
I hope he grows taste buds in his asshole.
🙏 wish for the worst bro
By any chance, has he eaten fugu lately?
It's called that because it will fug u up
Bibi tontine where
In the words of an ancient albino black sheep video:
"Doo doo caca doo doo caca doo doo caca pee pee, Doo doo caca doo doo caca doo doo caca poo poo" (don't look it up its racist AF, you were warned)
Hold on did he eat the one for putin?... Checking. No, all good. putins is not in yet.