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[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago

How about stripes?

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 15 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Tja@programming.dev 5 points 21 hours ago

Well... it did...

[–] antsu@lemmy.wtf 7 points 21 hours ago

It's Koreas all the way down.

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Can we get some enclaves in there to keep it spicy?

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 13 points 1 day ago

Instead of a DMZ you will have a urethra, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn!

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Let's leave the border the same. But just to spice things up, we'll move all the South Koreans to North Korea and all the North Koreans to South Korea. Then they'll just swap places every ten years. It will so whimsical!

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[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Looong loooong land

[–] Quik@infosec.pub 5 points 22 hours ago
[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 8 points 1 day ago

Bold move. Next step: gerrymandering Korea.

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Israel/Palestine isn't working either, your thoughts?

[–] amino@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 22 hours ago

invert the borders. all Israelis get moved to Gaza and vice versa /s

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Is-Raël (of the Raëliens) and East Palestine, Ohio

That way everybody is only mildly miserable like the rest of us instead of fully miserable.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes the lizard god has so decreed it.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

Grok would be so much better if it trained on episodes of Futurama.

[–] only_in_ohio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 21 hours ago

Possible only in Ohio 😎

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Get rid of the billionaire financiers running the West Bank. Henceforth, it's the West Credit Union.

[–] Univ3rse@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 day ago

Stop the geonicide by force if necessary. Send all the Europeans, Americans, and Canadians back home. Have trials, then hangings. Return all stolen land/property to the victims (or their descendants) of the colonizers. You know, post geonicide things.

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

Nah, anterior and posterior Korea. Let the undercity commence. Rock and stone, baby

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Long long ~~man~~ DMZ.

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

NCD is leaking again.

We're stuck in a rut with cardinal directions

Let's try intercardinal directions,

Northeast Korea and Southwest Korea

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

I'd much rather prefer an Inner Korea and an Outer Korea

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 19 hours ago

what projection is this? Looks super distorted

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

East Korea gets all the disputed islands with Japan.

[–] anachronology@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

Let's go Roman with Ciskorea and Transkorea. Maybe it'll give Ms Rowling a stroke.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

union korea and confederate korea

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org -4 points 17 hours ago (9 children)

only north korea isn't working (but it's not because of the communism ofc, it's... something completely else, okay? and it isn't teh rEaL cOmMuNiSm™ anyways, because that would've definitely worked)

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[–] subignition@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago

mario riding yoshi korea

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 0 points 1 day ago

Does this mean Busan gets upgraded to capital city status? I think I could get behind that.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 1 points 1 day ago

The only real way to divide Korea is into Goguryeo, Baekje, and Silla. We can call them North, West, and East Korea though

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