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[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Chalupa Batman and Osiris.

lol.

All of my cats were named after Star Wars characters. No one, regardless of assigned gender, needs to be named “ Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Tacos.”

[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We currently have a female cat. We called her sky. Beforehand we had a male cat, all white with a black head. We called him yorshik. Which i'm quite sure it's a corruption of the russian for toilet brush... Poor thing.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Doing a quick search on “Yorshik” (Ёршик), of the very few sources I could find on the topic, while the word does seem to translate to “brush” there doesn’t seem to be any surface connection to toilet brush per se, though naturally it may be possible on a colloquial level.

This source that deals with meanings and etymologies of Russian words says:

Слово «ёршик» является диалектным выражением, используемым в русском языке для обозначения маленькой ёлочной игрушки в виде ёлочной ветки или шишки. Это слово имеет древнерусское происхождение и связано с древними славянскими обрядами, связанными с поклонением природе и деревьям.

Which DDG translate says means

The word "brush" is a dialectal expression used in the Russian language to refer to a small Christmas tree toy in the form of a Christmas tree branch or cone. This word is of Old Russian origin and is associated with ancient Slavic rites associated with the worship of nature and trees.

The only other resource I’ve found is this 11 year old YouTube video in Russian, that I can’t really understand. They seem to be joking about something, and “New Year” is mentioned, but I didn’t hear the word for toilet.

As far as I can understand, Yorshik seems to mean “brush” or “little brush”.

[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

the name was born as a joke from my multilingual aunt and got deformed to hell by us not really knowing what it meant other than her vague explanation. It was most likely a longer word that got truncated into something more pronounceable in my native language, so it's not too out of the question that it lost a lot of meaning in the process. Though "little brush" also fit well with how bristly his fur was. So he may have gotten off better than we originally intended :-P.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Mexican Pizza left a poop on your bed

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

I once met a boy cat named Vendetta.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Well I guess if we're just throwing out cat names we've used

Boy: Rocky, Guardian, Scout, Peewee, Houdini, Big Boy

Girl: Socks, Magellan, Diva, Leia, Izzie, Ozzie, Fireball, Ditto, Belle, Oreo

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

One of my girl cats was literally named Girl Cat.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 7 points 4 days ago

I just kept the names from the shelter, in case the cats were used to them already.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Girl cats: Himalaya, Sable, Shasta, Ka'ala, Pixel, Dingdong, Biscuits&Gravy, Wanda, Palomar (minsser)

Boy Cats: Mao, Theobroma (theo), Mr. 305, Buster, Britches, Cowcat, Tomlinson, Noodle, Handsome, Millie

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I named my cat Selune... I guess I'm basic D=

[–] Caesium@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I named by boy Willow, because he had very long limbs and tail, reminded me of the tree. the petsmart employee thought it was weird tho and only wrote 'Will' down on the form

[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Will O, the Wisp-y tail

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

My old friend had a male cat he named Leonidas.

Yes, he got him shortly after 300 came out, rofl.

[–] TheCleric@lemmy.org 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

...goes SCHWAH SCHWAH SCHWAH

Damnit it's true. My female cat's name is Aurora (Bora Alice) and my last male was simply named Siatie (c a t)

[–] Semester3383@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I've had cats named Baldr, Hermóðr, Grendel, and Wotan. I've currently got a Valkyrie, Brynhildr, Freyja, and Freya (we got Freya when she was a year old because her owner couldn't keep her, and we already had Frejya, so...). But our current boy cats are Svartur ('cuz he's black), Robert, and Charlie.

[–] 24_at_the_withers@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

My buddy for 17 years, since passed - Bailey (because he was a tabby with a belly the same color of Bailey's Irish Cream.

My current littermates, brother and sister:

Girl: Willett Boy: Scout

Both named after bourbons - Willett and Smooth Ambler Old Scout.

[–] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

Counter argument: Potato and Spacy

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

My 2 boy cats:

  1. Named after a character in LotR
  2. Named after a kind of cheese

Mine are two girl cats: Moose and Yeti. Moose is fluffy, majestic and too spart. Yeti is a dumb little angle baby

[–] Medic8teMe@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

My girl is Midnight Killer Sparkles.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Our girl cat is Dweezil. Close enough.

[–] figjam@midwest.social 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Our house is princesses for the girls and weapons for the boys.

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

Please tell me you have a cat named Glock. Or Smith & Wesson.

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