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Again, terminal coomer brain.

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[–] TheRogueKitten@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Because Chun-Li isn't a minor. 🀣

In all seriousness, a lot of these gooners are pedos or pedo adjacent.

Case in point: Grummz. Sicko jerks off to anime childrens navels. He admit it as much on twitter.

The don't notice Juri Han, Tifa (not as much anymore) Samus (6'3", 200 pound tank of a woman!) because...

  1. There not naive and quite headstrong.
  2. They actively fight back.

It's never about the women themselves or how pretty they are, it's about controlling women and their bodies.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Case in point: Grummz. Sicko jerks off to anime childrens navels. He admit it as much on twitter.

Why did I have to read this, and I just ate dinner kombucha-disgust

[–] TheRogueKitten@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

Because if I have to suffer reading that, you all must suffer with me.

[–] Frivolous_Beatnik@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

These cowards cannot handle Marisa. I don't know if anyone can actually but you gotta at least try

[–] himeneko@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Frivolous_Beatnik@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I know not of that Marisa, I mean the large gladiator woman from street fighter number six

First she beats your ass then she gives you uppies all the way to the hospital

[–] himeneko@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

oh um uh im normal (screaming can be heard from backstage)

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

whoever keeps trying to say muscle mommy archetypes are for gay dudes is so infinitely wrong and i'll die on that hill. fit bodies be bangin', give me a woman who could throw me (a large man) (consensually ofc)

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

fellas is it gay to be attracted to women?

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

if you are also a woman

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

no they love chun li. they've loved chun li for over 30 years. somebody got in trouble having a nude mod of her streaming a SF6 tournament.

i think modern SF's character designs are horrible, but i have a "realm of physically possible without a shitload of PEDs" fetish

[–] Des@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

thick thighs save lives

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They don't understand the power of thick thighs

Crack a head like a watermelon

Like what I can do with mine

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Hell yea. And they threw a fit when Cammy had yoga pants...that showed off her toned ass. You thick mother fuckers, what do you want?!

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

filled-circlemystery-emote filled-circle

mystery-emoteborder-triangle-down

Most likely

[–] TheRogueKitten@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Anything Cammy wears is a plus for me!

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

no skin no goon

[–] TheRogueKitten@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I am understandably curious...

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Brb, gonna find a melon, a camera, a camera stand and a couple of tarps

[–] TheRogueKitten@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

blob-no-thoughts

No rush. Take your time.

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

lmao what? As a regular SF6 player I legitimately only see people thirsting after Chun Li, like almost constantly

I even see a pretty surprising amount of thirst for "muscle mommy" Marisa

[–] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah, the last time I checked the top Chun clan in game was named, forgive me everyone, β€œChunnilingus”

Not sure what OP is on about

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

biden-rember CHUN-LI WAS A FUCKING ICON, TF DO THESE KIDS MEAN β€˜MEH’?

[–] abc@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

are the coomer brained gamers in the room with us....?

anyways yoga fire yoga fire yoga arch yo-yo-yoga yoga inferno - this was preordained accept it

this is the power of a yoga master