Les mèmes en anglois

Have you considered not being a small child?

Je n'étais pas sûr non plus que ce soit une communauté française...

Yea, I always fear they might break though

Didn't even know glass straws were a thing, don't think I've ever seen one.

My response would be to reevaluate soda and juices.

That would have a much more profound impact on your oral health. Probably your overall health too.

I just skip soda alltogether..or any sugary drinks 95% of the time

Edit: why i actually wanted to comment - my teeth stil suck

Genetics also play a lot when it's about dental health and longevity. Base-level dental health is negatively correlated to bone health for whatever reason, also if you have fragile nails you're more likely will experience bad teeth in your later life regardless of how much you brush, floss, etc.

I can tell you that some get soggy faster than others. Some are unusable after sitting in a glass for more than 30 minutes; others I haven't had any issue with.

Yeah I’ve heard places wanted to make the switch but just went super cheap or the manufacturing wasn’t there right away.

But it doesn't have to do it in the timespan of 47 seconds.

Bamboo is pretty good. Pasta straws are also okay.

Metal or glass are the best.

Your thinking about materials is a bit flawed there.

You have biodegradable bags that can hold water for days (5+year old tech). Same for weather-proof packaging. Nowdays that is not the issue, it took (only) a couple of years but companies have developed good alternatives.

Even those cardboard ice cream tubs from like 10+ years ago can hold water for months (had it outside & left it when I noticed how it didn't let the water go yet - it was the less waxed outside of the packaging that gave out first).

Three is a huge difference between dissolving in water immediately or after months - or even never: eg cellulose ("wood") doesn't dissolve in water as such, but it's eaten by a huge number of various bacteria (which ofc doesn't happen within hours of using the straw).

Cardboard straws getting soggy is just a design flaw of that specific product that (it seems?) gets sold anyway, bcs consumers don't demand better & rather blame the gov doing good than the bar/restaurant/store not giving two fucks (or just bcs profit) & ordering actually viable stuff.

Another example - several decades ago the paper industry developed those little transparent/seethrough windows on envelopes from celuloze (~paper) just bcs they just wanted to ditch the plastics industry. And nobody noticed.

It's more of a contrarianism thing. They hate liberalism (by liberalism I mean not the modern moderate-conservatism/neoliberalism, but the foundation ideology of our democracies) more than anything, and they temporarily adjust their ideology to appear more counter-cultureish. See their sudden pro-pornography and pro-female objectification shift when the first gamergate happened, their anti-porn activism moved to more pseudo-secular orgs like NCOSE and Collective Shout. They started to shift back to anti-porn during the Vaush folder-reveal drama, and even faster after the second Trump victory.

Even if they weren’t, would there be enough transference to matter? Not sure