Les mèmes en anglois

But it doesn't have to do it in the timespan of 47 seconds.

Bamboo is pretty good. Pasta straws are also okay.

Metal or glass are the best.

I know a place with raw noodles straws. It stay hard long enough to drink, and it's fun.

We have compostable plastics now though. They feel slightly different than regular plastic, but they’re still durable and work well while using them. They’re all over Seattle thanks to the single use plastics ban.

Your thinking about materials is a bit flawed there.

You have biodegradable bags that can hold water for days (5+year old tech). Same for weather-proof packaging. Nowdays that is not the issue, it took (only) a couple of years but companies have developed good alternatives.

Even those cardboard ice cream tubs from like 10+ years ago can hold water for months (had it outside & left it when I noticed how it didn't let the water go yet - it was the less waxed outside of the packaging that gave out first).

Three is a huge difference between dissolving in water immediately or after months - or even never: eg cellulose ("wood") doesn't dissolve in water as such, but it's eaten by a huge number of various bacteria (which ofc doesn't happen within hours of using the straw).

Cardboard straws getting soggy is just a design flaw of that specific product that (it seems?) gets sold anyway, bcs consumers don't demand better & rather blame the gov doing good than the bar/restaurant/store not giving two fucks (or just bcs profit) & ordering actually viable stuff.

Another example - several decades ago the paper industry developed those little transparent/seethrough windows on envelopes from celuloze (~paper) just bcs they just wanted to ditch the plastics industry. And nobody noticed.