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[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 37 points 1 week ago

she goonin. she gonna gnaw on some numenorean meat.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Groomin humans

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or the first cousins thing. (1000 times removed)

[–] teft@piefed.world 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It's only like 50 times removed since there were about 50 generations between Elros and Aragorn. But even that really isn't much closer genetically than two random strangers on earth. 50 generations is a long time to stir up the genetic mix.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

50 generations is a long time to stir up the genetic mix.

Or a lot of time to inbreed in far flung isolated settlements.

[–] teft@piefed.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wonder if the Dunedain Jaw existed. Or maybe Numenorean haemophilia?

[–] grissino@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I imagine that a ranger with haemophilia wouldn't last very long

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Statistically it's almost guaranteed to be less related than two random strangers.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

"She may be a witch, but she's our witch."

[–] BearGun@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 week ago

For anyone wondering, Arwen sometimes lived in Lothlórien. They didn't meet until Aragorn was 20-something, so it wasn't quite that bad.