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By large I mean by area, not [necessarily] density or weight. Preferably something that isn't collapsable or capable of being easily disassembled. I want the delivery of the item to be a major pain in the ass.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

By area activated charcoal has a ton of surface area

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 14 points 1 day ago

How much do you want to spend? Used shipping container?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I believe this is what you're looking for OP.

https://getchipdrop.com/

It's free.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not a homeowner, don't plan on being one any time soon, and have zero use for their services, but damn am I sold by their "Why CHIPDROP is probably NOT for you" promo video. That's advertising gold, right there.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Just get one to your apartment. I'm sure the landlord will love it

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

We got this, and I did actually use it all but my goodness. They drop it in the driveway, it can't stay there. I moved it in the wheelbarrow for a day, then my husband and stepson worked it for a day, then we asked our lawn guy if he knew anyone who wanted $300 to move the rest (as honestly after moving half of it, it looked the same size!) and he sent us a strapping country boy, like a caricature of a farmboy, who moved the rest of it to the back, then I distributed it where it needed to go.

[–] waitaminute@midwest.social 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I signed up for it and didn’t tell my husband. Wish me luck. Haha

[–] tankfox@midwest.social 4 points 1 day ago

Sweet jesus save me from this driveway FULL OF LOGS

[–] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It's neat that that service exists, but you can also call up local arborist companies and ask, or wait until one is chipping a bunch of debris at a neighbor's house and ask the truck driver in person.

[–] dukatos@lemmy.zip 137 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)
[–] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 82 points 2 days ago (4 children)

The National Parks.

I guarantee you, for the amount you pay in your taxes for the upkeep of YOUR National Parks, you get orders of magnitude more beautiful land to enjoy than the acreage you could possibly purchase directly.

Before Trump fucked it all up that is, of course...

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

The national parks are the best value, but dollars to area public lands are less managed and bigger

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

If by area you mean then buy a bottle of paint or even better, exfoliated graphene! Or graphite, that also has football fields of surface area in it. If you mean volume, then a very large hot air balloon may be an inexpensive space filling purchase.

[–] viking@infosec.pub 58 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Those plastic balls for a ball pit. You order them in bags of 1000 pcs for 15 bucks on Aliexpress, they are bloody huge. A couple of those will do.

Especially if your goal is to mess with the delivery driver, you can max out available storage in the truck in no time.

[–] cattywampas@midwest.social 43 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] Donjamos@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I do shit like that from time to time, when I remember beeing an adult is not just crappy and tedious but means I can decide shit. Last week I got a cheesecake. A whole cheesecake. And ate it for dinner. The whole cake. Because who's gonna tell me I can't do that? Certainly not the bakery. Or my kids. Maybe my doctor had an opinion on that, but come one it's once a month or so that I do something like that.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Every time. It's truly stunning that there's an xkcd for everything.

[–] Akasazh 11 points 2 days ago (5 children)

It's selection bias. Instances where there isn't a relevant xkcd aren't recorded.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Your xkcd number is 2618

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[–] Zedd00@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 days ago (5 children)

If only. Shipping on ball pit balls is stupid expensive. I looked at filling a 6x12 office like 3 feet deep and it was going to be almost $3000 once shipping was included. Yes, I am still bitter about it. I just didn't want to deal with an office chair anymore.

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[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

I think upped popcorn still might be cheaper if you have an air popper. Way purest waste plastic and you can make a huge volume of the stuff in just a few minutes.

I know a guy who filled his friend’s Saab with popcorn during a prank war back in the 90s. It kinda ended the whole thing I think, and there was always more popcorn in that poor car.

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Whatever you end up doing, OP, you owe us a pic or video of the result!

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can order packing peanuts for ~$5/ft^3 and some places will do free shipping over a certain value. There are also decorative balloon bunches, though I don't know about price there.

Liquids would also work. Heavy, sloshy, awkward, etc. and you don't want to drop them because it'd make a mess.

[–] rezifon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What do they pack them in?

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They pad the packing peanuts crate out with brand new furniture.

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 3 points 1 day ago

Tobias, from accounting: The shipping department is the only one running at a loss. Why is your department ordering so much furniture?

Thomas, Shipping: How else are we supposed to make 1 ft^3 of packing peanuts fill a box big enough to destroy the spine and sanity of the UPS driver?

Tobias: Why would you want to do that?

Thomas: It's part of the departmental vision statement. The company has one. Why can't we?

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[–] M33@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 day ago

Bouncy castle

[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You shouldn't think big, necessarily, you should think heavy. Postage to be paid on delivery.

Lead sheet in a return envelope is a great thank you for unsolicited application offers.

Heavy shit sent to UKIP is a classic one.

[–] Kissaki@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In that article 1 of 11 images is still available. Everything else is gone. lol

[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Tbh I looked just hard enough to find one not about faeces, didn't look too hard at it.

[–] pwnicholson@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Outside of the awesome 'national parks' answer from someone else, I would have to assume the best cost-to-surface-area purchase in the world would be really cheap land in the American West, Australian outback, Russian tundra, Canadian North, etc. Assuming it doesn't have oil on it, some of those areas, land practically given away. Sometimes you can get governments to pay you to take it on and try to do something useful with it.

If you consider that ownership usually includes mineral rights for miles under the ground, this really starts to look like the obvious choice of your looking for volume, not just area.

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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Plastic lawn chair. They are one of the biggest dimensional losers. Cheap, but if you’re ordering just one the packing is super inefficient.

I suppose it’s not that much of a pain in the ass in retrospect but it’s definitely a mental pain considering the incredible poor efficiency of getting one delivered. Perhaps you can find an extremely large piece of Styrofoam because they cannot be folded.

[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

make sure to get multiple chairs, but none of the same type. not being able to stack them is super annoying : D

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[–] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Bedbug ridden camper with no axles. A tow company with a flatdeck could easily load and unload still, but if you got it delivered while they were not home it would be a nightmare. Bonus points if it's an apartment complex and you can put it in their stall.

[–] Perspectivist@feddit.uk 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] plyth@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

Eat fiber supplements for a day. The delivery won't disappoint.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Can't you buy stars on websites online

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[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Drywall. Heavy, fragile, 2 out of 3 dimensions are relatively large. Easy to transport when you're stacking them in a truck but difficult up the stairs for example.

Bubble wrap. Cheap-ish per m³ if taking up space is more important but Easy to carry a roll of that around alone.

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[–] ElderReflections@fedia.io 10 points 2 days ago

Horse manure tends to be free around these parts

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