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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
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    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

I like talking to SOME people

[–] fdnomad@programming.dev 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

A great conversation is incredibly enriching

You literally posted this online, lol.

Anyway, I'm never shocked about this realization by those possibly chronically online, even though all they do is talk about their thoughts and feelings. 🤷

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 7 points 4 hours ago

Dang. I figured this was shitpost, and was like 'whateva'.
Nope. This is not shitpost.
This comm must be "I'm 13 and this is deep."

[–] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] ThisIsNotHim@sopuli.xyz 22 points 8 hours ago

I'd hazard most people like talking to other people. Even most introverts, although the threshold for how much is enough or too much is lower.

[–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 hours ago

.. yeah? I love talking to people who match my vibe or people I find funny or people who have interesting stories

[–] Pratai@lemmy.world 14 points 7 hours ago

Sooooo edgy.

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 38 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

There's a girl in my run club like this. I deliberately run hard during the first couple km to wear her down. I ran into her at a work function one time and was going to say Hello, but she was already talking to four people.

AT THE SAME TIME

I don't mean like at one at a time - she was actively holding a conversation with each person while they all spoke over each other. I was bewildered. She might be a witch. But she was having the time of her life.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

There are people that I’ve worked with like this. On their cell phone and desk phone plus talking to a person in the office, still able to listen for alerts in the shop. Seriously impressive.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

This just proves that we're all NPCs, and she's the main character.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

Witches gonna witch

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 points 7 hours ago

It appears so.

[–] WatDabney@sopuli.xyz 29 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

My favorite ex-girlfriend is one. She's genuinely interested in what anyone and everyone has to say, and radiates that enthusiasm.

The oddest thing about it is that even she thinks it's sort of weird and she actually wants to pull back a bit, but she can't. She says it's like a magnet - someone starts talking and she's just irresistably drawn in.

She actually went to see a psychologist about it, and she said that during the session it slowly shifted so that he was doing most of the talking, then at the end, he told her there was nothing wrong with her and that he couldn't see her as a patient any more, then asked her out.

[–] Flagstaff@programming.dev 1 points 4 hours ago

Why did you break up and who dumped who?

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 9 hours ago

@WatDabney@lemmy.dbzer0.com she's bewitched you too!

Run away!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

I kinda want to date your ex. I need someone like that in my life.

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 14 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Have you never had a friend?

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

No friends, but a wife and kids who are cool with me. And I used to have a dog that could tolerate me.

But I'm pretty sure my therapist thinks I'm awful.

[–] Flagstaff@programming.dev 2 points 4 hours ago

Was your wife not your friend before, or did you have an arranged marriage?

No friends

Is this healthy?

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 16 points 8 hours ago

Do you like to talk to your wife?

[–] FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website 17 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

And those folks aren't on here because they already do their socializing in person. A frightful thought.

[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Add that to the long list of selection biases you see here on Lemmy.

  • techy
  • Linux
  • anti AI
  • Marxist
  • liberal
  • pro queer
  • introvert

What else?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

.........well god damn.

I'm into tech.

I use linux (though I don't understand it, and it drives me crazy)

I'm literally a mod of fuck_ai

Not a Marxist.

I'd say I'm liberal.

I'm a straight guy, but I'd say I'm pro-queer in the sense that I think they deserve to be happy and treated just like everybody else.

I'm an introvert. hides under covers

Also, I like comic books, model trains, video games, and blowjobs. Is there anybody else on Lemmy like me?

[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

LOL. Looks like you're the right guy for being a mod of fuck_ai.

Does the term "late stage capitalism" sound familiar? You might not be a literal Marxist, but you might agree with some of the ideas.

Some of us are here, too

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Ewww. People. 🤢

[–] Maxxie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I just like talking, who else can I yap to?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Maxxie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Did you know ancient greeks called giraffes "camelopards"? Cause they look kinda like a cross between camels and leopards? neat huh

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

That's neat as fuck can you tell me something else?

[–] Maxxie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

ALSO The North Star is actually three stars! The big one is 5.4 solar masses and 'uuge, a smaller one (1.39) is where our Jupiter is, and there's another one (1.26) waay out there, like 80 times farther than Neptune. All that ~400 light years away from us.

Got funny names too, because in 18th century they discovered the existence of the outer one and called them Polaris A and Polaris B. Only to realize 150 years later "oh crap Polaris A is also two stars, gotta call them AA and AB now"

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Damn, thinking about space makes me feel ill but you are cool AF, thank you for sharing

[–] ODuffer@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

I hope they find more, so there's a star called AF.

[–] Maxxie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 hours ago

thanks for asking ^^

[–] Maxxie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

there are sea slugs who absorb chloroplast from plants and use it to photosynthesize (convert sunlight into nutrients), it's called "kleptoplasty" how friggin cool is that look at these hungry goobers

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Maxxie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 hour ago

noo, I used to run one but it's long gone 😔

I might start a community or find one I like for post, that'd be fun

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 hours ago

They like.....what....

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I like talking to some people. Do you not like talking to anyone? Like even people you care about?

[–] RagingSnarkasm@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

Those people should be avoided.

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 3 points 9 hours ago

An extrovert?

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

There are very specific people I could talk to for hours.

Every one else can fuck off.

[–] Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago

🤷‍♂️ Sorry

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