this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2025
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[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 59 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] plinky@hexbear.net 29 points 3 weeks ago

oh, hai tariff

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 55 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I really wish you'd shut up about those children I m*lested angry-place

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

75 hours until Trump holds an interview while wearing a "Not Involved In Human Trafficking" shirt

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

Folks, who're you going to believe? The lyin' radical fake news left or me and my shirt? trump-anguish

[–] Lavender@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sorry, what's that? I can't hear you over all these tariffs!

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

We need a remake of Wag The Dog but it's starting a fake war with Iran to distract from Drumpf and Jeff.

[–] Skye@hexbear.net 43 points 3 weeks ago

Infinite tariff glitch: just keep asking about Epstein until a Chinese calculator costs trillions stonks-up

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Are you still talking about Jeffery Epstein?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Definitely the words of someone who had nothing to do with Epstein ever, at all

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

Trump could issue an executive order declaring "DC is a GOP state" and the GOP justices would probably agree with him.

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So do we buy the dip this time or nah?

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

we buy walls with copper wires and youtube smelting channels

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 11 points 3 weeks ago

Real pros know that the infinite copper glitch is hidden inside AC units..... they're free, people just leave them outside.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

calls on bigstackD

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't get the distraction, even if the libs find some kind of concrete proof, and aren't worried about their own candidates getting arrested, they still wouldn't actually do anything. They'd finger wag and lecture and talk about how "this has no place in America" and discuss maybe considering impeaching Trump perhaps. He'll face no consequences, so why try so hard to pull the media away from this?

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Because he's a high ego moron

He can't allow himself to be implicated in doing literally anything 'wrong' ever

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

That's true. The evidence must be pretty concrete if he isn't just trying to deny everything.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

i don't think it's distraction, but it's just hilarious sequence in an hour of talking:

epstein who?

fuck chile.

and fuck taiwan. also maybe fuck eu.

jpow? fuck you

dc is now my domain, i'm seizing it, folx

[–] RION@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

"that just seems like a desecration but you go ahead"